𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐗𝐘

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐀𝐍 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➢ 𝐕𝐔𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➢ 𝐍𝐎 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➢ 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊

//anyway, send dm's. Especially if your trying to worship his dick.

You see, caenis is allowed to be sacrilegious because the gods are scared of losing the sheer pleasure. Poseidon spent hours recovering the first time, told Zeus, hera heard this, told hades to try and remove caenis, but hades just ended up the same.

Burning down her temple.

//okay I'm done 😌

// I'll figure out what in doing with hephaestus soon 😌

Too lazy to come up with it myself.

//all the Greek stuff has me tempted to make hephaestus, but an fc for them would be tough

"So... D'you want company down there?"

If clapping Zeus causes lightning bolts around the world, and clapping poseidon ( 🤢 ) causes tidal waves. Does clapping hades cause the dead to rise?

The gods are coming 💢 Not my gods, but still. Any Greek pantheon is a bad pantheon.

😮‍💨

Is that not the exact point?

It'd be pretty effortless for him.

Sea gods trident.

Maybe morgan simply shouldn't tease so much.

Not loud enough.

Sleep time..

You see, unlike you losers. My master is useful. And a masochist.

I dount this'll get much, buuut