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Hey @elonmusk you can go fuck yourself.
Since you forced me to scan a bar code AND tried to demand biometrics from me you have lost a customer.
To anyone reading this just know that they are trying to build even more personal data on you to train their AI.
Leave before they have it all. Stop being a tool for them to profit off of.
Trump claims he would have won Vietnam and Iraq in less than six months.
Trump is going to proclaim he is the greatest military leader of all time at some point.
He will say that people say he should be called a general.
I do enjoy weak arguments.
The land is not stolen. We conquered it. It is ours.
There are no "undocumented" people. They are illegal aliens. They have documents.
Illegals commit crimes at higher rates because they break the law daily. Legal immigrants have lower crime rates.
Illegals take more in benefits than they pay in taxes and they cost about three times what they bring in.
How can someone be "native born" on stolen land? His own argument defeats him.
To be honest with you I've never seen shinola so unless it is remarkably similar to poop I feel confident I do in fact know shit from shinola.
All the weapons he had had had had no effect on the outcome of the battle.
That's right I said "had" four times in a row. Read it again.
I'm going to see Mount Rushmore this year for America's 250th in part because of the uniqueness of the event and now because I want my daughter to see it before Trump scrubs one of them and has his face emblazoned on it.
Which president will Trump remove?
When you grow up you can be anything you want. Just don't be a failure like this.
Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.
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ALT Grand Theft Auto VI is Now Coming May 26, 2026 Hi everyone, Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026. We are very sorry that this is later than you expected. The interest and excitement surrounding a new Grand Theft Auto has been truly humbling for our entire team. We want to thank you for your support and your patience as we work to finish the game. With every game we have released, the goal has always been to try and exceed your expectations, and Grand Theft Auto VI is no exception. We hope you understand that we need this extra time to deliver at the level of quality you expect and deserve. We look forward to sharing more information with you soon. Sincerely, Rockstar Games
So if Trump cannot be audited by the IRS anymore does this mean he will finally release his taxes?
I'll be holding my breath on this one for sure.
If you have ever wanted to witness a public execution just watch Fuentes dismantle Crowder.
This was embarrassing.
Since Trump posted I'm just fulfilling my obligation to talk about the Epstein files.
Maybe they could give us just one arrest and perhaps then we can stop talking about it.
Is one too much to ask for?
Nope. He had nothing to do with me being alive but to go farther:
Corona was him repeatedly lying and promoting a shot that was not effective
HIV he forced gay men to take a drug that killed them
Ebola was never a threat to the US they just lied about it
SARS is the same thing as Corona and he lied
Swine Flu was greatly exaggerated and he made it worse
Anthrax? WTF are you talking about
TB was not something he had anything to do with
Malaria was stopped long before him by others
He is a diarrheal disease.
If there are not going to be any fake talks this weekend how are we going to get another big insider payday in the oil markets on Monday???
Maybe this time Trump can say Iran was going to bomb a school and he would like them not to and when there is no bombing we can pretend Trump stopped it.
Have we won the war for the 33rd time yet?
Do we get a bonus after the 50th time?
So much winning I can't keep track anymore.
Isn't it amazing that we actually thought we would resolve a war over a long standing issue in just 24 hours?
What kind of delusional person thinks that under extreme enmity a wide ranging deal could be worked out in a day's time?
We are going to conquer Iran and Trump is going to want to take the oil.
Just wait.
Within 30 days we will have boots on the ground.
Then he will demand they surrender their oil to America.
Hey MAGA I have a question:
If Trump gives Iran money like Obama did are you going to defend him or criticize him?
I appreciate they had a woman ask that question because if some guy had said that it just wouldn't have the same gravitas.
Don't be too down on America though, Armageddon could happen and we would be making memes about it 10 minutes in.
Even Satan would probably be offended.
...and the Democrats are going to get a super majority in the Senate now.
Bang up job chief.
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