Bloke at work used this excuse regularly, turns out his Mrs was twatting him with frying pans and bouncing tins of beans off his his head 😂
I realised I could make my 10-month-old son laugh if I stuck that green toy to my head and then ripped it off. Did it solidly for about 5 minutes…then I looked in the mirror. Probably worth it for the giggles but I’m going to have to lay the make-up on thick tonight on @GBNEWS.
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#RusselBrand case - police want to speak to anyone who has suffered abuse at the hands of this man. No one is above the law, regardless of power or influence.
#Rotherham case - police want to actively arrest any girls who make complaints about being abused because muslim grooming gangs are above the law.
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Niall watching Derby County on his tour bus 🥹
@NiallOfficial
🎥: @yehgoodone’s Instagram Story
David Ozoh (a long-time Palace academy star and lovely lad) went there on the last day of the window. I let a fair few Derby fans know the deal was happening early on Deadline Day. I’ve kept a close eye on them this season because of it.
You, respectfully, know nothing about me.
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BREAKING NEWS! Serious Disorder breaks out on the London Underground Northern Line this afternoon👇🤷♂️😂
I had completely forgot how retarded their fanbase was, robbed them of promotion by gaining more points than them apparently 😂 #dcfcfans
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It's absolutely incredible that armed police are hunting a man reportedly seen carrying a large blade near a school in Gloucester this morning, yet no description of him appears to have been released.
A child has been injured. Armed officers are searching the area.
But the public haven't been told what this man looks like, how tall he is or what he's wearing.
How are people supposed to protect themselves or help police identify him?
If officers have a reliable description, the public should be given it.
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If you want us to lose tonight just to see Eustace out of a job then stay at home … 🐏
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JUST IN - EU President Ursula von der Leyen says that people's savings accounts are a problem
and that she must put this money "to the service of European companies"
says her plan to "securitize them" and "supervise them"
They're coming for your savings, Europe.
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🚨 ISLAM IS PLAYING THE LONG GAME IN THE WEST.
The secular left believes it can transform Islam through integration and atheism. But Islamic theology has endured for centuries, and its traditional values fundamentally clash with modern feminism and progressivism.
The left believes it's shaping the future. But it may be strengthening the very ideology that will challenge everything it stands for.
The next 20 years will be fascinating.
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Incredible: You know who Groomed and Funded Abdul El Sayed since he was in college?
George Soros !! Yes, George Soros
The same George Soros who happens to be the mentor of our 56yo Politician you see on Indian TV planning to be ur next Prime Minister
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Christian student CALLS OUT Abdul El-Sayed in front of the crowd - Watch his face DROP!
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As an Iranian woman who watched my country get ruined by Islamists, was bitten by the morality police, and saw my sisters and brothers die in the streets for protesting for freedom, I warn you Americans: don’t assume it can’t happen here.
Before 1979, many Iranians thought their relatively modern society was safe from a full Islamist takeover. They were wrong. After the revolution, Sharia became law. Women lost fundamental rights overnight. The legal marriage age for girls dropped to 9–13 (with guardian and court approval). Compulsory hijab was enforced and everyday freedoms vanished. Even something ordinary like Owning a pet dog became haram(forbidden), under the regime’s rules, dogs are ritually impure, and dog-walking is banned in many cities.
Many Iranians spent the rest of their lives under a system they never thought possible.
I tell you because I lived this, I watched this, I felt this.
Don’t make the same mistake of thinking “it can’t happen here.” The warning signs are visible, yet too many still refuse to see them.























