We're the third wheel of forecast offices. We still use WSR-57. Winner of Biggest Polygon at the county fair. Not an actual NWS office…but we should be.
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We're here 24/7 staring at screens to keep you safe. Most of the screens have weather on them. Some have SpongeBob. But it's mostly weather.
If you've moved on to bluer skies, please give our office a follow for the latest goat-related alerts and radar updates.
Warm Goat Springs has gone the past 18 hours without precipitation, a new record for the month of October.
We're using AI to translate our products now and we've only had to issue six apologies since last night.
Everyone. You're all so sweet, even when we mix up the high and low temperatures. 🥺
Who is someone you've exclusively interacted with on #wxtwitter that you would like to meet in person?
Honestly as easy as it is to complain about the drama on here, I am very thankful for the various IRL and online friendships and connections I've made in this community.
HQ likes to change our password so we can't tweet anymore. They say we're a "walking disaster" and a "massive liability."
Pish posh. They're afraid to live. And we always figure out the new code.
If you can't see auroras tonight, shine a light on the wall and make shadow puppets.
It's less tweetable, but at least you'll have a little fun being a silly goose!
Are you #WeatherReady this spring?
Anticipate the cumulus. Achieve oneness with the radar. Exist in the downdraft. Be.
One of our computers thunk too fast and now all of our products are down until tomorrow.
This outage replaces yesterday's outage, which was caused by bad vibes.
Our website is currently offline while we bring you the newest and latest technology.
Nah, just kidding. Intern Roy unplugged the server to use the toaster. It'll be back soon.