🧭 Marketer | 🍺 Brewmaster | 👨🏻‍💻 Programmer The trifecta of what-the-fuckery.

Canada
Joined October 2009
Seeing that a lot of people I went to school with are now parents. Super incredible to see and I hope you're all doing well. They're going to do amazing things. But for now they'll just poop in their pants and that's okay. 👌🏻
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Being an empathetic marketer means rejecting the use of the 'Abril Fatface' font because it feels as if I'm being rude to letters. Your face is just fine, Abril.
2023 New Years Resolution: If you don't have grilled cheese on the menu, I don't eat at your restaurant. Simple math.
Nate Melo retweeted
🔐 @Naayte is looking for software teams for early beta tests of an Engineering Management Platform. @CodeGemApp was designed with your software team in mind, not your HR team - check it out 👇 polywork.com/opportunities/B…
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Made it to Oktoberfest. On the helm of The Rings of Power finale I've discovered that hobbits are just short Germans with less plaid.
If I get one more email about how @Rogers is "committed to doing better", I'm gonna snap. Just DO IT. Quit telling us why or how and let us all forget about it like everyone quickly forgot how @Bell fired @LisaLaFlamme_ for looking too awesome for TV. 🖕
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Now they're in my playoff baseball stream... @Rogers we get it. Just do it and let me continue watching the Blue Jay's.
Still remember skipping a class to make an account and figure out what the Twitterverse was all about. 🐣 #MyTwitterAnniversary #LetsGoBlueJays
Nate Melo retweeted
We're absolutely thrilled, excited, and honestly downright flabbergasted to be a part of the Accelerator Centre's 1st AC:Studio cohort! Check out their announcement here: buff.ly/3M26f3b
1,567. That's how many words I'd have to read to *finally* get to the ingredient list for marinated eggs. Marinated. Eggs. If you can talk about marinated eggs for 170 lines of text before giving me what I came for, I want you to turn around and never speak to me again.
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Out of spite, I closed the page and looked for another recipe. 1,715 Words. I want the recipe world to know that we, collectively as humans, want you to make better choices.
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Finally, Jamie at @drivemehungry got there in 318 words AND had pictures of the ingredients. You're a diamond in the rough and I appreciate you doing God's work. 🙏
Nate Melo retweeted
For marketer's, this is like being given the key to the city. We're lining up interviews for Software Engineers; so if CodeGem seems like a fun place to be (it is) you can apply here: buff.ly/3LwQqkx
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Nate Melo retweeted
Huge congratulations to the @Polywork team and their launch on ProductHunt! Great start to the public launch. Can't wait to see what's next! 🥂 Support them at producthunt.com/posts/polywo…
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I thought @Polywork could help me find 2-3 collaborators for beta-testing our platform. After connecting with 30+ collaborators, I had new users within 24 hours. Turns out I vastly underestimated the Polywork community. 🏆
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YALL!! I GOT NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD!! 😭💖 RevolutionHer chose me as one of 200 upcoming women in small business!! It's beyond an honour to be considered, let alone chosen, let alone... win? 👀 If you'd like to vote for me, i have the l1nk and instructions below!! 🤞
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Nate Melo retweeted
"...building a team is not about finding engaged employees, it’s being accountable for creating them." linkedin.com/pulse/what-empl…
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Hey @NASAWebb: Who do we speak to about the James Webb Space Telescope 2 design? We have a suggestion. Original📸: webb.nasa.gov
Yeah, Linda. What are you saving those candles for anyway?
At CodeGem, our team proudly supports many areas of being eco-minded but we can always do more for #EarthDay and beyond. Create #BetterFuturesTogether today by shutting off all non-essential electronics from 8pm-9pm. It's a good time to burn your 'good candles', Linda!