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they’re better than me which is all that matters
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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Neither do I
One day, we will all sit down and confess that washing machines don’t wash clothes well.
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I know a club that wishes to win 5 games in a row for over 3 years now
🚨🚨| Arsenal have now won FIVE games in a row in the Premier League. 🤩 ✅️ 1-0 vs. Hull City ✅️ 0-1 vs. Liverpool ✅️ 2-0 vs. Everton ✅️ 0-1 vs. Nottingham Forest ✅️ 2-1 vs. Leeds United
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At least City plays football the right way ♥️
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The smell of that back to back PL title ⏳🏆
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5 wins in a row, just like that @ManUtd
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The paradox of not liking to cook but still knowing how to cook. 🫠
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I am only just realising this post is supposed to be a jab at Imo state. This entire time, I thought you were trying to compliment the greenery in Owerri That view of Lagos looks like a post-apocalyptic country. Nobody who cares for their health, would pick that over Owerri.
The overhead view between imo & lagos state😳😂😂
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says the gender that takes their dicks out in public to pee anywhere in the streets.
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I fell in love with Cristiano Ronaldo during his Real Madrid days. I watched him score unbelievable long-range goals when people insisted he could only score tap-ins. I watched him top the Champions League assist charts when people called him selfish. I watched him score over 100 headed goals when people claimed he was nothing more than a penalty merchant. I watched him give his teammates their flowers after winning Portugal's first major international trophy when people accused him of making everything about himself. I watched assists become an increasingly important metric when Cristiano was dominating the goalscoring charts season after season and Messi needed another way to match his numbers. I witnessed broadcasters abandon La Liga coverage and turn their attention to Serie A following Cristiano's move to Italy. I watched La Liga's global appeal take a hit after his departure from Spain. I watched him win Ballon d'Or awards despite facing an establishment that often seemed determined to deny him the recognition he deserved. And perhaps most importantly, I witnessed how Cristiano Ronaldo's existence pushed Lionel Messi to become an even better player. Their rivalry elevated football to heights we may never witness again. There will never be another Cristiano Ronaldo. Everywhere you went, you conquered. Everywhere you played, you made history. From Portugal to England. From England to Spain. From Spain to Italy. You conquered leagues, Europe and the world. You defied expectations, silenced critics, shattered records and turned the impossible into something millions of children dared to dream about. You inspired generations. You taught the world that talent may open doors, but discipline, sacrifice, resilience and an unbreakable belief in yourself can take you beyond imagination. Thank you for the memories, the inspiration and the privilege of witnessing your greatness. You weren't just part of football history, Cristiano. You were one of the reasons an entire generation fell in love with football. There will never be another like you. 🐐
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Americans voted for a Muslim senator, but somehow Nigerian Christians are the ones mad about it. 😭
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Me and anything to do with Portugal from today onwards
🚨 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Cristiano Ronaldo has RETIRED from Portugal!
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Toldo Adriano Zlatan Zanetti Viera Samuel Stankovic Figo Materazzi Cambiasso Motta
L'EFFECTIF DE L'INTER MILAN EN 2007 🔵⚪ SI TU ARRIVES À NOMMER AU MOINS 7 JOUEURS, T'ES UN VRAI MAÎTRE DU FOOTBALL
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They tried to tell me a guy who won Gerd Müller Trophy can't finish. The kind of gaslighting on this guy's been insane this season. I've suffered 🤦🏾‍♂️
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We’re winning the league, there, I said it! Arsenal will be PL champions come May 2027
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These cheating allegations dey sweet die. Was this how y’all used to enjoy watching us crash out? Feels so good 😂
Without PGMOL and VAR overlooking Arsenal antics. They'll finish 6th. But when 90% of decisions go in your favour, you automatically become favourites to win the league. The fans must put a stop to this BS of the FA picking winners by favouring teams.
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The iPhone Duo has officially found its target audience: Manchester United fans.
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