🌱 Scapestoat 🌿

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in a novelty shop, looking at a selection of mushroom-shaped glass decorations - one of which depicts chanterelles, and another one is fly agaric. Blue: Look at these adorable glass trinkets! Green: Ooh, nice. Blue looks at the chanterelles. Green looks horrified. Blue: Should we get one of these? Green: No! What if I knock it over? Blue looks at Green, who is calmed. Blue: We can put it on the top shelf, out of reach. Green: Yeah, true. Back at home, Blue and Green admire their top shelf, lined with an assortment of decorations, with the addition of the glass fly agaric set among them. Blue: Safe and sound. Green: Nice.

ALT A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking, as a text narrates. Narrator: To make things work, relationships need some ground rules. Green leans towards Blue, full of affection, as Blue leans away. Narrator: Things like "no public displays of affection" if one partner is not comfortable with it. The foxes are standing in front of an elevator, which has just arrived, making a 'ding!' sound. Narrator: The rules also need exceptions: The elevator doors close, with the foxes inside, concealing private displays of affection. Narrator: Elevators don't count as "public".