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Nate Abshire

@NateAbshire

stories for money and other scams

 Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Joined July 2009
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We have arrived! The album is out and you can get it😎 800PGR.lnk.to/NateTW
Nate Abshire - Coming In Hot

Nate Abshire - Coming In Hot

Listen to Coming In Hot by Nate Abshire.

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5 days into being a dad I've reported a vehicle abandoned because it's been parked in front of our house for over 72 hours. Life comes at you fast.
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Omar Fateh@OmarFatehMN7 Aug 2025
Join me this Friday for a Comedy Show Fundraiser! Doors open at 6:30 PM. Show starts at 7! We’ll be joined by: ✅@hipearlrose ✅@g_isforgabby ✅Sam Schedler ✅@aben_waq ✅@NateAbshire ✅Ahmed Khalaf Get your ticket here: secure.actblue.com/donate/fa…
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Sober memory vs. stoned memory with tonight’s headliner @NateAbshire 😂 Nate is headlining tonight only! Don’t miss out — get your tickets now 🔥🎟️ acmecomedy.seatengine.com/sh…
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This Wednesday at Acme: Catch Minnesota’s own @NateAbshire headlining live for one night only! Don’t miss him! Tickets available now 🔥 Tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/sh…
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Omar Fateh@OmarFatehMN2 Aug 2025
Join Team Fateh for a Comedy Show Fundraiser on Friday, August 8th at 6:30 PM! We’ll be joined by a variety of acts including: ✅@hipearlrose ✅@g_isforgabby ✅Sam Schedler ✅@aben_waq ✅@NateAbshire ✅Ahmed Khalaf Purchase tickets here: secure.actblue.com/donate/fa…
Your only DFL endorsed candidate sticker in top left. A comedy show fundraiser for Omar Fateh for Mayor. Central image is Omar Fateh looking into the distance. On the left side of his face are three polaroids with pictures of Pearl Rose, Gabby OK, and Sam Schedler with their names written on the bottom. On the right side of his face are three polaroids with pictures of Abenezer Merdassa, Nate Abshire, and Ahmed Khalaf with their names written on the bottom. Friday, August 8th. 1500 East Lake St. Doors: 6:30 PM / Show: 7:00 PM Prepared and paid for by Omar Fateh for Mayor | P.O. Box 8005, Minneapolis, MN 55408 Omar Fateh for Minneapolis Mayor logo in the bottom right corner.

ALT Your only DFL endorsed candidate sticker in top left. A comedy show fundraiser for Omar Fateh for Mayor. Central image is Omar Fateh looking into the distance. On the left side of his face are three polaroids with pictures of Pearl Rose, Gabby OK, and Sam Schedler with their names written on the bottom. On the right side of his face are three polaroids with pictures of Abenezer Merdassa, Nate Abshire, and Ahmed Khalaf with their names written on the bottom. Friday, August 8th. 1500 East Lake St. Doors: 6:30 PM / Show: 7:00 PM Prepared and paid for by Omar Fateh for Mayor | P.O. Box 8005, Minneapolis, MN 55408 Omar Fateh for Minneapolis Mayor logo in the bottom right corner.

Getting there by public transit. Image of bus routes near 1500 East Lake St. Public transit routes and stops within 10 min. walking distance: Metro Blue Line (Lake St. Midtown Station, transfer to B Line bus) Metro B Line (Lake & Bloomington Station) 14 Bus (Bloomington Ave S & Lake Street E) 27 Bus (28th St E & Bloomington Ave S) Comedy Show, Friday, August 8th. 1500 East Lake St. Omar Fateh for Minneapolis Mayor logo

ALT Getting there by public transit. Image of bus routes near 1500 East Lake St. Public transit routes and stops within 10 min. walking distance: Metro Blue Line (Lake St. Midtown Station, transfer to B Line bus) Metro B Line (Lake & Bloomington Station) 14 Bus (Bloomington Ave S & Lake Street E) 27 Bus (28th St E & Bloomington Ave S) Comedy Show, Friday, August 8th. 1500 East Lake St. Omar Fateh for Minneapolis Mayor logo

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Life is so crazy. For instance, tomorrow thru Saturday I've got shows at the St Louis Funny Bone and just yesterday got some liquid fentanyl straight to the veins. Anyway STL come thru let's party
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The beloved and always hilarious @NateAbshire returns to Acme tonight at 8 pm! Don’t miss him! He’s headlining for one night only so scoop up your tickets now! 🎟️🙏 Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/sh…
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Just got a message I need to spend more time interacting with X for my posts to be seen by more people and first of all, absolutely not. Came here to talk not listen thank you.
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I am in the frame of the door dash order dropped off photo and I may never recover
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We have a great New Year’s Eve comedy show at Pearl Street Brewery in La Crosse tonight with the hilarious @NateAbshire headlining. Only a handful of tickets left so get yours now. bigbubscomedyshow.com/events…
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Heads up Minneapolis 🚨 The hilarious @NateAbshire is headlining Acme Comedy Company beginning tonight - this Saturday! Tickets available now on our website 🔥 Get your now: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
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The beard line debacle with this week’s headliner @NateAbshire 😂 See Nate live at Acme this Friday and Saturday night for guaranteed hilarity! Tickets available here: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
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A thoughtful take from this week’s headliner @NateAbshire on the latest edition of the No Laugh Track Podcast! Watch/listen to the pod now on YouTube, Apple, and Spotify and come see Nate live at Acme this Saturday night 🔥 Tickets available now: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
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You hear that you motherfuckers? THE GREAT
Acme Comedy Company (@AcmeComedyCo) profile pictureAcme Comedy Company@AcmeComedyCo17 Dec 2024
The great @NateAbshire returns to Acme this Wednesday December 18th through Saturday December 21st! Tickets available now 🔥 Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/ev…
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At renfest with no costume and I love to yell at the steampunk cosplays "Hark! Another man out of time such as myself!"
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It's crazy how manageable a day job is when you're on actual amphetamines
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Saying someone with ADHD has poor "object permanence" is so weird like listen man the objects aren't permanent what the fuck do you want from me. The things that were in my hands are no longer in my hands and there are new things in my hands.
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The Olympics? You mean the adventures of pistol man, rugby mommy and cheese girl? Yes I'm familiar
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Listen team, if the ol' razzle dazzle doesn't work ... I am quite honestly out of ideas
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Finally a presidential campaign that raises some fuckin MONEY
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@DemocraticWins22 Jul 2024
BREAKING: Vice President Harris had the most successful 24 hours of fundraising in American history, raising over $240 million. Democrats are in alignment, are excited, and are ready to prosecute the convicted felon in front of the American electorate.
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