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Nathan Key

@Nathan_Key

ITS TURKEY MONTH MOTHERFUCKER cohost on Spoop Squad podcast

 Houston, TX
Joined June 2010
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WEAR SUNSCREEN YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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Yordan Alvarez is the hitter that Yankee fans think Aaron Judge is
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TIL, Paimon, the demon summoned in "Hereditary" is also summoned in "Ghoulies" which means "Hereditary" and "Ghoulies" are set in a shared universe and could and should cross over in a future film, Ari Aster.
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If you thought 2021 sucked, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you…
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LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!
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@business8 Dec 2021
The Ever Given appears ready to give the Suez Canal another try trib.al/LdVTcP0
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This is everything.
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H-Town vs. everybody. 🤘 🎟: astros.com/tickets
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Pile on a little more. #forTheH #cherryontop – at Houston, TX
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This is very very bad.
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@UmpScorecards11 Oct 2021
Umpire: Tom Hallion Final: White Sox 12, Astros 6 #ChangetheGame // #ForTheH #CWSvsHOU // #HOUvsCWS
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[P] The two best marriages on TV in the past 20 years. I will not be taking any questions at this time.
Friday Night Lights: Coach and Tami Taylor

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Bluey: Bandit and Chili Heeler

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Ultimate power is when people are too afraid to tell you not to name a character “Count Dooku”.
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The least empathetic body of water has to be the Crimea River.
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coffee dad@coffee_dad2 Feb 2021
having coffee
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Prepare yourself...
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It’s harder to get a job at HEB than it is to storm the Capitol
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we marched because we were getting killed, y’all are rioting because you didn’t get your way...we are not the same.
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Tony Hawk
@tonyhawk31 Dec 2020
at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids: woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?" me: yes her: "Are you pulling my leg?" me: no, we are all directly related to him
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Sawbones@Sawbones29 Dec 2020
The Sawbones Book is out TODAY in paperback, and it’s been newly revised and updated for 2020! You can get your copy via the link below, or wherever books are sold. bit.ly/SawbonesPaperback
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ratatouille 2 (mbmbam animation)
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Please... My son... he is very sick.
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