Parody account - used to be Soymon Brudges, Todd Duller, Crusher Collins. I am the second coming, not of Jesus but of John - hallowed be his name.
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“Christopher, do you really want a Deputy PM who has been standing up for a bloke who either got away with murder or, best case, is a whore mongering, P head that drove his wife to suicide?”
Well, when you put it like that - perhaps best I read Nick's Kōrero - it's free today.
"Nicola’s dad makes his money from fossil fuels. When she told him her government was going to scrap the ban on the exploration of new gas and oil fields that must have been quite a father/daughter moment!"
ALT https://nickrockel.substack.com/p/a-privileged-background
Link here, because X makes substack tweets die a death:
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Why you should vote for me!
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What could possibly go wrong?
A look at all the scenarios that Winston brings into play. From reneging on promises, to sitting on the cross benches, or to the unworkable Clusterf**k of Chaos!
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My pledge card. Would you like to sponsor me?
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Why do people keep taking about principles? I thought we were trying to win an election.
The PM lays out where he, and Labour, stand, and it's a bloody great day for the left!
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Bloody Labour, trying to out road us - as if!
There were two big policy announcements from the left yesterday. Which one appeals to you?
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That's me!
"Simeon Brown, National spokesman for Moar Roads, and Christopher Luxon, leader with responsibility for grinning inanely in the face of the climate crisis, announced they would spend half a billion dollars fixing the holes in the roads."
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Ahem, I think you mean when, not if.
Morning all. A free newsletter ahead of Matariki on the impact to race relations in this country if Christopher Luxon wins the election.
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