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🚨💣 BREAKING:
Manchester United have completed deal to sign 16-year-old midfielder Isaac Konde from Liverpool - HERE WE GO!
[@FabrizioRomano]
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Exclusive 💣
Our top source in London has confirmed via email 📧
Manchester United met Crystal Palace this afternoon.
Talks have reopened regarding Adam Wharton.
Liverpool are lurking also 👀
Confirmed ☑️
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🚨 - BREAKING!!!
Benjamin Sesko will join the United training camp in Ireland next week and could PLAY some minutes against AC Milan. [@TyMarshall_MEN]
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Unlucky England, but well done on reaching the semi final after playing, Panama, Ghana, Croatia, Congo, Mexico and Norway after qualifying from a group with Albania, Serbia, Latvia and Andorra 👏
Well fairs fair
Fifa's u-turn on Folarin Balogun's suspension seems to have opened a can of worms...
Thomas Tuchel on whether England will be appealing Jarell Quansah's red card 🟥
#FifaWorldCup
A storm warning earlier today that may cancel the match. With parts of Europe hotter. Now its raining. But whats the most important thing. #Thehydrationbreak #worldcup your man is more corrupt than blatter
🏆 CHAMPIONS — my all-time top-flight XI won the title with 104 pts (34-2-2) with Alan Shearer scoring 24. Can you top it on 38-0? 38-0.app/r/FcJ82Vlp
Closest yet
🏆 CHAMPIONS — my all-time top-flight XI won the title with 82 pts (25-7-6) with Thierry Henry scoring 34. Can you top it on 38-0? 38-0.app/r/xqTgF37Z
🏆 CHAMPIONS — my all-time top-flight XI won the title with 88 pts (28-4-6) with Thierry Henry scoring 20. Can you top it on 38-0? 38-0.app/r/Clkqtg0A
My 87-rated all-time top-flight XI finished 2nd on 73 pts (22-7-9) featuring Sol Campbell ⚽ Can you build better on 38-0? 38-0.app/r/Lu8YyH3K
🚨 Michael Carrick on fielding a strong team vs Brighton:
🗣️ Reporter:
“There’s nothing left to play for. A lot of people were surprised by such a strong lineup.”
🗣️ Carrick:
“And that mentality right there is exactly why some clubs never become elite. What do you mean there’s nothing to play for?
This is Manchester United. Since when did we start celebrating third place like it’s a trophy? If I can score 10 against Brighton, I will. Happily.
Not because I hate them… but because we don’t relax here.
Even at 3-0, you go for the fourth. Then the fifth. Then the sixth. We’ve picked up the most points in the league since I took charge… and I don’t plan on dropping that standard. Next season, people will understand what we’re building.”
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