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Eminem was in the same theater as me when I saw Coyote Ugly

New Orleans, LA
Joined June 2011
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I don't think this guy on Forensic Files knows what "passive aggressive" means
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In Amsterdam and finding it very easy to adapt to Dutch culture
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My parents who moved to Asheville partially to avoid hurricanes are safe and on their way back to New Orleans! When I’m over this bout of Covid I’ll see them! What a time to be alive!
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Was telling my students today how after Katrina some questioned if we should rebuild. I mentioned this Nat Geo cover but when we did a google search it wouldn’t come up. Only the other cover versions. WTH??? Anyway, glad I keep paper copies, lying internet!
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As America crumbles take time to enjoy the best thing America has ever created, minor league baseball
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I dunno…seems like one of Shredder’s schemes
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Maybe it’s tonight’s debate, maybe it’s my repeatedly proven weakness for dark haired women whether or not it’s a good idea, but this is Gretchen Whitmer’s time!
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Delta claiming flying out of LaGuardia is outside the lower 48 states. The fix is in!
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Jeff Landry’s future statue
Per @LaPoliticsNow, Jeff Landry riffed on New Orleans (among other things) at a Tennessee GOP event, calling the city "your high-maintenance but seductive cousin." (Read more in the Tracker)
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I finally used this app to like some posts and slide into someone’s DMs and now they are all private. Guess it’s my fault. Sorry yall!
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This is the beautiful creative process proponents of AI want to take away from us
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An ex from 20 years ago contacted me to say she’s been thinking about me a lot lately and wanted to share that she thinks I might be neurodivergent. Am I being negged??
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The big news of today shouid have been that I moved to a different apartment. It even rained during part of i! I will never forgive Trump for this!
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These party buses in New Orleans are getting out of control
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Whenever I see one of these from a distance I think Dracula is trying to buy houses for cash
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I read this as “ISIS” pop up. Dracula? Isis? This town has it all!
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Thrilled to have parlayed my free tickets to Saints-Jaguars into an appearance on on the best Saints pod around! Also if the Saints continue to suck I will continue to accept free tickets!
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My man is crushing this date and he knows it!
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Every airport needs the cable version of Training Day playing at a bar for a 3 hour flight delay
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I hope there's a scheduled tribute to GI Jane for some reason after this commercial break
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I know the answer is that the infrastructure is terrible. But maybe New Orleans sports venues have power outages because of some sort of Phantom character? That would be fun!
💡 update Power is still out in downtown NOLA at the @SmoothieKingCtr Auxiliary power is on but most of the building is dark. Pelicans play Magic here in 3+ hours. We’re live (if power is back on) on @wdsu news at 4,5,6pm.
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