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Kwara, Nigeria
Joined April 2018
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NEAR Mobile 4.0 is live, and there’s a pretty useful improvement here. One thing that can make using a multichain wallet frustrating is figuring out where your assets should go and dealing with failed quotes when moving funds. This update makes that experience simpler. >> $NEAR tokens are automatically routed to your NEAR account. >> Other supported tokens go through NEAR Intents, ready to swap. >> Fewer failed quotes. >> More control over whether you specify the amount you send or the amount you want to receive. That last part is particularly useful when you’re trying to get an exact amount on the other side of a swap. It’s another step towards making chain abstraction something people can actually experience without needing to understand all the complexity happening behind the scenes. Good to see @NEARMobile_app continuing to improve the everyday user experience. Update to 4.0: nearmobile.app
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Binance will be "hacked"... 2026 or 2027. There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked. It's part of the script.
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Been using neartrade by @tryneartrade and honestly, i’m getting more bullish on $TRADE. the platform has: > token discovery and launchpad tracking > wallet tracking and copy trading > charts, analytics and trading tools > limit orders, TP/SL and cross-chain bridging > NFT trading and a Telegram bot and here’s what caught my attention: 30% of the platform’s retained trading fees go to $TRADE holders. currently sitting around $25K market cap. Early !! CA: trade-2.nearlytrade.near
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Businesses moving onchain need more than a place to hold crypto. They need the tools to run their finances. That’s what makes $NEAR Business interesting: >> Private treasury management >> Multisig approvals and team permissions >> Payroll and vendor payments >> Cross-chain swaps across 35+ chains >> Treasury allocation and fund management >> Exportable transaction records All in one place, powered by NEAR Intents and Confidential Intents. Think about the businesses that could operate onchain without exposing every payment, treasury movement or internal financial decision to the public. That’s a market worth paying attention to and @NEARProtocol is positioning itself right in the middle of it.
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NEAR traders, we’ve got something for the trenches. 🏆 I’m partnering with @KCEX_Official for a $NEAR trading competition running Oct 29 to Nov 2, with futures bonuses of up to 50 USDT. >> 0% spot trading fees >> 0% futures maker fees >> 0.01% futures taker fees >> 0% withdrawal fees Rewards depend on your net deposit and futures trading volume. Check the poster for the full requirements before participating. Trading $NEAR this week? Register through my link, fund your account and join the competition: kcex.com/register?inviteCode… Let’s see the NEAR community show up
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One thing i’ve noticed in the $NEAR trenches is that people will spend hours looking for the next 100x, but barely study the wallets that are already making moves. being able to track a wallet, see its activity and decide whether to follow its trades is genuinely useful. the real question is who you’re watching and whether you understand their strategy. 👀
👀 follow NEAR wallets on neartrade btw, you can either copytrade or just track them directly! → give it a nickname only you see → a card pops up the moment it trades → copy its trades from your wallet, even with the tab closed → pause any time neartrade.lol/tracker
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I guess you know nothing after all 😂
I am more worried about facing Celta Vigo than facing Real Madrid This will be a walk in the park
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I fucking love you Jude
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The market is weak, liquidity is thinner and most people are waiting for the next pump. but the $NEAR trenches don’t stop moving just because the market is red. new launches still appear. wallets are still accumulating. liquidity is still moving. some tokens are still catching bids while the rest of the market sleeps. the question is: are you actually tracking what’s happening, or just scrolling CT hoping someone gives you the next 100x? this is why i’ve been looking into @neartrade. >> every NEAR launchpad in one terminal. track new tokens across nearly.trade, justhoot.fun, meme.cooking, shards.market, Nira, NearPad and more. >> track top wallets, smart money activity, top gainers, trending tokens and launchpad volume. >> check holder distribution, dev holdings, snipers, liquidity changes, buys, sells and other market activity before taking a position. >> trade directly through Telegram, or use the web terminal. you can also set limit orders, take profits and stop losses. >> trade NEAR NFTs and explore a separate NFT terminal. >> move funds from other chains through their bridging options. and if you’re building on NEAR, they have an SDK and API too. the part i like is having discovery, onchain activity and execution closer together instead of jumping between a dozen tabs just to research one token. no tool will make every call profitable, but better information and execution can make a difference. if you’re serious about trenching the NEAR ecosystem , put neartrade on your radar. neartrade.lol
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Things i genuinely think could happen to $NEAR if the bull market goes full send. pure speculation, but hear me out. NEAR Business just made me think about the bigger picture. what happens when you combine confidential business treasuries, cross-chain liquidity, chain abstraction and AI agents that can actually transact? here’s what i’m watching: >> crypto companies start running payroll, vendor payments and treasury operations through NEAR Business instead of stitching together multiple tools. >> DAOs, foundations and grant programmes use programmable treasury rules to manage millions in capital without exposing every payment to the entire market. >> confidential onchain finance becomes a much bigger narrative. businesses want the benefits of blockchain without showing competitors their balances, payroll or capital movements. >> more wallets and applications integrate NEAR Intents because users don’t want to think about which chain their assets live on. >> stablecoin payments become a much bigger part of the NEAR story. users care about moving dollars, they don’t necessarily care which chain makes it happen. >> AI agents start managing budgets, paying for APIs, hiring other agents and settling transactions without waiting for a human to approve every individual action. >> agentic commerce moves beyond demos. agents begin handling real workflows, from procurement and research to recurring payments and portfolio rebalancing. >>NEAR’s confidential execution becomes increasingly relevant as those agents handle sensitive business data, trading strategies and financial transactions. >> businesses start operating across dozens of chains without needing separate treasury workflows for every network. >> NEAR AI and NEAR Intents become more tightly connected in the market’s mind: one helps agents do the work, the other helps them coordinate and move value. >> third-party apps build on these rails instead of reinventing cross-chain swaps, execution and confidential transactions from scratch. >> treasury management itself becomes more automated. imagine setting the rules once and having authorised agents rebalance reserves, pay invoices and execute approved allocations within those limits. >> the users of these products stop thinking about @NEARProtocol as just another chain. they interact with the applications while NEAR infrastructure handles more of the complexity underneath. >> if usage translates into sustainable fees, stronger token utility and meaningful value capture, the market may eventually start pricing NEAR around the infrastructure it powers rather than just its current ecosystem. that’s the part i find interesting. the bet isn’t simply that NEAR Business becomes a successful treasury product. it’s that businesses, users and autonomous agents could end up relying on the same underlying rails to manage money, access liquidity and execute transactions across chains. if that happens at scale, the opportunity for NEAR is much bigger than any single product launch. the market might not be pricing that future yet. pure speculation. adoption and actual economic value will decide whether this thesis plays out. but this is the kind of direction i’m watching for $NEAR. 👀
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You can’t claim to be deep in the $NEAR trenches and not know about UNRLZD quick TL;DR of what they’re building: >> track fresh launches across NEAR >> check dev bags, insiders, snipers & holder distribution >> trade without signing every single transaction >> set limit buys, stop losses & take profits >> orders can execute even when you’re offline >> bridge liquidity from other chains via NEAR Intents >> trade from an account you actually own 0.75% trading fee + gas. the NEAR trenches are getting some serious tooling. go through the docs. 👀
UNRLZD docs are live. How your trading account works, who can sign what, what each trade costs, and how to verify it all on chain. docs.unrealized.trade
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Dral is coming! Get ready to be part of something innovative 💯 #DralFun #Launchpad #SolanaCrypto
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2015 - Ethereum 2016 - Zcash 2017 - Binance 2018 - Uniswap 2019 - Chainlink Chainlink 2020 - Aave 2021 - Solana 2022 - Arbitrum 2023 - Sui 2024 - Ethena Ethena Pay 2025 - Hyperliquid 2026 - ?
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Chapter 1: Day Zero. Every story has a beginning. This is where mine starts.
We've been working on something behind the scenes NEAR is about to get REALLY entertaining
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$ZEC is one of the biggest narratives in crypto right now. over $2.6B in ZEC volume has settled through $NEAR Intents. the interesting part isn’t just the number. it’s that people can access this liquidity without having to think about which chain they’re on. that’s chain abstraction in action. 👀
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The AI coins i’m watching in this cycle: $NEAR: chain abstraction, universal liquidity and infrastructure for AI agents that can transact across chains. $RENDER: decentralised GPU rendering and compute for AI, 3D and demanding creative workloads. $TAO: an open network of specialised AI subnets competing to produce intelligence, models and digital services. $ICP: on-chain software and AI agents, with applications that can run directly on the network. $VIRTUAL: an economy for AI agents, giving them identity, capital and a way to earn through onchain commerce. $AKT: decentralised cloud and GPU compute, with AI inference and agent deployment becoming a bigger part of the network. $FIL: verifiable data storage and programmable payments for applications, datasets and AI agents. $FET: autonomous agents that can discover services, coordinate with one another and execute real-world tasks. different approaches, same big question: who actually captures value as AI moves from answering questions to doing work? what are you bullish on? 👀
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Happy birthday, $NEAR. 🎂 six years of building towards a simple idea: people shouldn’t need to understand the machinery underneath to benefit from what it can do. today, that vision looks a lot bigger than a blockchain. assets moving across 36 chains through Intents. apps accessing liquidity without forcing users through bridges and chain switching. confidential execution. quantum safe security. infrastructure being built for AI agents that can actually do things, not just talk. the interesting part is how these pieces fit together. the next billion users probably won’t care which chain they’re on. and the next wave of AI agents won’t care either. they’ll care that it works. that’s the future @NEARProtocol has been building towards. six years down. a lot more to build. 🫡
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your $NEAR account can be quantum resistant in less than a minute. if you use @MeteorWallet, here’s how to set it up: > open updates or the popup > go to manage full access keys > add a new key and enter your password > select generate new key > choose ML-DSA-65 > label it and back it up somewhere safe confirm the transaction one small step towards securing your $NEAR for the quantum era.
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We've been working on something behind the scenes NEAR is about to get REALLY entertaining
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