pro neckbeard
Northern ireland
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Ozzy had his globe out and was asking about the Northern Ireland flag.
I was telling him about the Red Hand of Ulster.
He goes off for 20 minutes and comes back with this
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Quick Padme rant now that the prequels are trending again.
One of the things that bothers me most about Padme and also incidentally exemplifies how she really does fit the progressive, longhoused girlfriend meme is her death.
A lot of people simplify her death into "Oh Anakin killed her."
To be clear, he did not kill her.
The movie explicitly states she was physically fine but died of a broken heart.
So this woman has 2 newborn children, but she is so heartbroken over Anakin rejecting the Republic and going to the darkside that she can't even summon the will to live to raise her own babies.
Madness. Insanity. Perfect illustration of the liberal adherence to ideology over family.
James | Neckbeardia retweeted
The most alien, incomprehensibly evil & weird thing Darth Vader ever did from a boomerlib perspective was kill his own pension provider to save his sons future.
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in 2027 Britain, you will only be allowed to masturbate to the hit documentary “adolescence.”
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The sand people entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to raid and kill everyone else, and nobody was going to kill them
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Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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He'll always be my Gurney Halleck, even if most of his performance was cut.
I loathe these debilitating diseases that rob us of our minds. Seeing great men of letters and language so reduced is unbearable, and it's what terrifies me most about my own imminent dotage.
I try not to fool myself into thinking we really know any celebrities, but Sir Patrick was a constant presence, and his very human impishness peeked out from the corners of his performances all the time. That made him feel more... present and relatable.
And he was consistently, always, good.
"Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work."
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“Anakin, you can’t hate the Tusken Raiders for killing your mom. They are peaceful and culturally enriching Tatooine. The Republic can’t cut benefits because it helps the poor Raider refugees raise a family.
You on the other hand are not allowed to start a family, even though you are our strongest soldier.”
James | Neckbeardia retweeted
So they pay you a $150K salary just to be a middleman between Claude and your boss?
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The sexes have forgotten how to be playfully mean to each other. It’s all either venomous, intentional cruelty or neutered, self-conscious “banter”.
