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Good news @Nefcy teapawt.net/Snowden/status/6488901…
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TSA guy: I'm going to touch your groin and buttocks. We can also go to a private room. Me: This is all moving so fast.
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GIRTH TOO @Nefcy teapawt.net/themollieshow/status/6…
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At least 37 states have legalized the contracting of prison labor by private corporations, says @RandalJohnMeyer: buff.ly/1U4RiPx
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Told a dude I couldn't go out with him because I'm "too career focused."
**Proceeds to listen to hip-hop music all day***
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"Dad! How could you let Morty miss class? It's not like he's a hot girl who can just set up shop in someone else's life." – at Brooklyn, NY
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I have been drinking a lot more Slurpees from 711 and the reason is because We Are All Going To Die
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Can anybody recommend any Nicki Minaj acoustic covers? Asking not for a friend but for myself.











