@NeighborGrumpy
 Next Door
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Joined September 2013
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C’est La Vie@Robert_Beau5 Dec 2014
I only proof read at the liquor store.
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Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?
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Buy one Oprah, get Winfrey.
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Carrie@TheCareBare22 Nov 2013
People who leave alcohol at your house are the real heroes.
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Double Stuff Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.
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Angry Neighbor retweeted
Andy H.@AndyAsAdjective24 Jun 2013
You gotta hand it to him. Otherwise, we can't finish this relay race.
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__brookeivy@brookeivy3 Mar 2014
Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?
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Jay@DirtMcTurd10 Dec 2014
[Giraffes at gym] "What do you want to work on today?" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
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Kid: WAAAHH! MY TOY IS BROKEN!! Dad: Nothing a little duct tape won't fix... Kid: mfflr..frrrr..strnnn
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Angry Neighbor retweeted
Sean Leahy@thepunningman28 Nov 2014
I've got a magic dog. He's a Labracadabrador.
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How to eat French fries: 1) Eat all the good ones. 2) Leave the yucky ones and feel superior. 3) Wait 5 minutes. 4) Eat all the yucky ones.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords220 Feb 2015
If love is a battlefield than this trip to the mall was Gettysburg.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords225 Nov 2014
You seem like the kind of guy that edits Wikipedia.
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Why is it that my dog's shit takes twice as long to come out of her ass when she's going on a neighbor's lawn?
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My tits are too nice for my life to be like this.
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Angry Neighbor retweeted
Mellimelle@mellimelle31 Jan 2015
Life is a test and all I have are #1 pencils.
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Hey fellas what's that called when your wife wakes up horny? Never. It's called never.
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A new study indicates that women should avoid attractive men because attractive men are selfish** **Study funded by a group of ugly men
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audrey farnsworth@audipenny7 Feb 2015
What do you mean, "I need space," are you okay oh my god do you need me to come over and bring space
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Melna@hussyglitrpants23 Dec 2014
Who called it PMS instead of ovary acting?
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