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Oshawa Generals Off-Ice Officials Crew Chief; Former Oshawa Sports Hall of Fame Selection Committee

Ontario, Canada
Joined October 2011
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Of course they do, they can't see over the fucking steering wheel. Accident waiting to happen.
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The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a fucking joke. The fucking Dave Matthews Band is in but they still haven’t inducted the Monkees. Pleasant Valley Sunday is better than Dave Matthews’ entire career, motherfucker. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
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I think I see Dick Butkus, Moonlight Graham, and a fucking wolfman in the stands.
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Tiger Woods has now officially secured his position on my personal Mount Rushmore of terrible drivers alongside SpongeBob, Mr. Bean, and Toonces. Legendary.
🤖 Made with AI
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When Pete Rose tried steroids, it scared the hell out of everyone.
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That’s a clean 70s play, Bradshaw was still inside the stadium.
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Today’s game has been postponed due to the weather. Stay warm GensNation. #GensNation
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The Hall of Fame Era Committee meets this Sunday, December 7th. Dale Murphy needs 12 of 16 votes. You never know who will see this and their vote may be the one that puts Murph over the top. Please retweet if you love Murph and believe he deserves to be honored in Cooperstown.
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Mom’s out of town and Dad’s in charge, day two.
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Slap that bass, Pig-Pen, you filthy motherfucker.
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Tommy John should be in the Hall of Fame. 288 wins, 164 of which came AFTER the surgery that bears his name. His place in baseball history more than makes up for the 12 wins shy of 300 keeping him out. And we know guys will be lucky to make 288 starts in the future. Put him in.
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Fifty years later, the fans are the real stars of this photograph …
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It’s not said enough, but Sylvester was a good father. He’s a fucking tomcat with a slew of personal problems, nobody really expected this level of involvement.
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“What the hell's going on?” “Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. We're dealing with a lot of shit.”
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How can you regulate guns when you have never heard of an RPAL? This man is not qualified for his job!
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When Harry Caray tells you it’s time to enjoy some premium Mexican sauces you better grab a taco, motherfucker.
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The LCBO’s decision to pull American liquor from its shelves is yet another example of government incompetence at its finest. The liquor has already been purchased, meaning taxpayers have already footed the bill. Instead of recouping that money by selling the stock to consumers, the LCBO is choosing to take a financial loss—wasting public funds in the process. If they truly wanted to make a statement, they could have stopped future purchases while selling off the existing inventory. But instead, this is nothing more than a hollow gesture that accomplishes nothing except hurting Ontario consumers and their own bottom line. This is what happens when a government-run monopoly prioritizes virtue-signaling over basic business sense.
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Most underrated pitcher of the 80s? I’ll ride with Dave Stieb. This glorious son of a bitch was taking no-hitters into the 9th inning all the goddamn time back in my day.
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“Goddamn, these Newports are good. Let’s move a fucking doghouse!” “This isn’t even our dog, Kevin.” “I know!”
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Swayze, Chachi, Marcia Brady, and Horshack. On fucking roller skates. I’m still waiting for this decade to produce something that awesome.
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