Neil Bowlus

Damn, I missed most of S6... did the experts cover anything about Molly being raised by raccoons? Because she clearly likes trash 🗑🐼 #TrashPandasAreCuteTho #ImABully #INeedTherapy

Woohoo!! Congratulations @Sam_MAFS and family, she's precious ❤ So proud and happy for you🤱👶😊 One little piece of advice from an old friend, teach your little nugget about the dangers of strangers 😜 #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS

#AtlantaFieldDay #AdultBigWheels #Waves

Huge shout out to all the South American countries that are watching season 3 of #MarriedAtFirstSight right now, I am definitely feeling the love 😍❤🙏 Is there a #MAFS south of the border version?!? If so, leggo #ArribaArribaÁndaleÁndale 🐀🌮🤔

Continued: CG: "The douchey white boy?!? Me: "naw, not him either, but you're right about that. I'm the bearded guy with weird eyes and possibly a onesie fetish?!" CG: "doesn't ring bell. What can I do for you today, sir?" Me: "don't you think you've done enough already?"*CLICK*

Calls the cable company back: Me: "Hey, I think we got disconnected, this is Neil Bowlus from MAFS S3..." Cable Guy: "Who?" Me: "Married at First Sight Season 3.." CG: "oh yeah, you that handsome black dude?" Me: "naw, not him, he cool though. The other guy, Neil, the one w-"

This should be interesting 🤔 Atlanta is a hot bed of conservative and progressive values, I expect lots of applicants. Problem is the way I have my cable setup is that I don't. 📺 (calling the cable company now ☎️ "yeah, hi, this is neil from mafs s3" .... silence...*CLICK* 🤨

Congratulations @Sam_MAFS 🙆‍♂️😀 Super excited for you and the family!! You will be a great momma 🤰🤱 If it's a boy I am formally submitting the name Corneilius (Neil for short) for consideration 😬 #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #MAFSFamily teapawt.net/Sam_MAFS/status/976142…

Here's the proof! I said you wouldn't believe it 😐 I don't know who it is, but I got a hunch and love reading the theories. Keep em comin! I was deceitful and I'm sorry, hate away #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #IHateMeToo #ForgiveButDontForget #BabySteps #ThingsToSayToStartAFight

oh snap!! i know that dress 🙊 Like if you don't know who it is and retweet if you want me to post proof 🔁 I don't believe it & you won't Either! 🤔👀 #marriedatfirstSight #mafs teapawt.net/KineticContent/status/…

Missing #MAFS live tweeting tonight 😕 I hope the group 🍯🌜is filled with happiness and more drama than my baby mama. Good luck newlyweds! #MarriedAtFirstSight #IDontHaveAChild #IssaJoke

Quick math lesson; (6 people * 3 couples * 3 honeymoons) + (1 sex toy + 1 used condom + 13 rose petals) = 69 The math shows 2/3 of the couples consummated and 1 couple used math 🤔 #NumbersDontLie #MarriedatFirstSight #CheckMyMath

#MAFS wedding night checklist: - flower petals on the bed - laying in said bed with your wedding gown/tux on - champagne toast - post wedding get to know chat Just one thing missing.. ONESIES 😃(jk, smart move on leaving them at home, now isn't the time) #MarriedatFirstSight

Lots of attraction between all 3 couples so far. Pretty sure this season is sponsored by @TrojanCondoms #SafeSex #MarriedAtFirstSight

What a gripping preview for the rest of the season. My wedding day high has plummeted ...😦😢 ... can't...😢 wait...😢to.. 😢see... 😢 how...😢 it...😢all...😢plays...😢...out😭 ... #MarriedAtFirstSight @KineticContent

More important question is who is going to high five themselves this season?? ✋🤔😂 teapawt.net/Tres_MAFS/status/95092…

I hope Jaclyn's Maid of Honor is a recurring point of support this season. Unrelated, is she single? Asking for a friend. 😃 #MarriedAtFirstSight

Let the awkwardness commence!!! This is my favorite part and I cannot wait to see how the #JoblessCatman and #FamilyLapDance go down 👀 #MarriedAtFirstSight

I like @TweetShawniece & @Boobie_Smiles88 Two big smiles, two big hearts and too damn sunny apparently! Good luck you two #Squints #MarriedAtFirstSight

Umm, @jaq239 & @Ryan_P_Buckley that was not a kiss from two strangers! Haha, nice form you go getters. #MarriedAtFirstSight