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@NeoGapistSep 27

I have no enemies

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Mirza Adel F. Hei'atlary

@basedzadeOct 27

Bare minimum

@bellaislovely_Oct 26

Woman kneels at the wedding and vows to always be submissive to her husband.

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@owenbroadcastOct 27

yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself

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Jake 🫎🇺🇸

@jborg_artsOct 27

i am but a sinful retard

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@sigmahamster2Oct 26

The real class war is between the productive class and the welfare class.

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Talisman@Corsair_CowboyOct 26

@LeadingReportOct 25

Just 12% of Americans are married and own a home by age 30, per Realtor.

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anon@anonwisheOct 27

Most evil people you know start talking about how they're bunnies

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Nissehatt@hekwoysOct 26

I can smell your sad earnestness through your lowercase sentence btw. Stop writing like an abused dog. Take it seriously

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How it feels to shrug off a bout of depression before it even starts

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@Toranaga68064022h

Replying to @Slopagandist814

Look at how quickly this out of shape untrained male was able to grab the knife and close the distance. Never let anyone tell you a man with a knife is no threat to a man with a gun

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@electionsjoeOct 26

America if this was a law:

hamsters🌐🐹

@sigmahamster2Oct 24

If you receive welfare, you shouldn’t get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaining and increasing your welfare, plus voting for any party that promises to do this.

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@TonyMichaelXOct 25

Joe Rogan has the mind of a 16 year old who just discovered marijuana

@PolymarketOct 25

JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.

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Michae|@Plz_Relax_Oct 25

the average 12 year old Total War player could have won this battle very easily

wangshaas@w23752946Oct 25

几万骑兵就这样一次性送了人头

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sunsetrider@zunzetriderOct 26

Shit lowkey do yeah fairs dude

ifleeze@geekordieeeeOct 24

Doing 🧊 unlocks my cuteness

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@NeoGapistOct 26

Listening to Periphery so I can get a little bit angry

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Willie@Willie600640663Oct 26

Cooking a homeless person

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@NeoGapistOct 26

I will begin messaging mutuals today. Unfollow me quickly if you wish to be exempt.

A Random Guy@ARandomGuyLyingOct 25

Thought about DMing oomf.

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ConsiderThis@CountBellamarreOct 25

How it feels to crave connection and love in 2026 as a young male

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@NeoGapistOct 26

You ladies need to lock in. Not enough dump trucks in rotation

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@PerryALPHAOct 26

I am watching Sunday Night Football on a Kansas City feed and every ad is one Kansas US Senate candidate calling the other a pedophile

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