Long-suffering Arsenal fan. Zagibot. Disappointed but not surprised.

The Never Never
Joined December 2012
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TMZ: “Are we going to have a female president first or a g*y president?” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY): “Well, we don’t know if we’ve already had a g*y president. I think there’s chances maybe we have but I don’t know.”
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JUST IN: Trump reveals "somehow I don't mind AOC that much, I don't know why."
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There is absolutely no ceiling to how much I enjoy Man United failing. The limit does not exist. It will never, ever get old.
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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I think It's time lads.
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Howling 😂😂😂
FULL-TIME: Bournemouth destroy Man United at Old Trafford. 🍒🔥
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Replying to @ManUtd
We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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I must say, it was difficult hearing the hurt in Gary Neville's voice at the end of that game, so I turned up the volume on the TV and could hear it much better.
Bournemouth score a third through Evanilson.
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Manchester United brought so much pain and misery to my childhood. I could never imagine they would become such a potent source of joy and laughter in my adulthood.
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Man Utd bumping into Man City in the Championship next season. FootballTipster.ai 🔞 | GambleAware | AD
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GOLDBRIDGE GENERATIONAL CRASH OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis. The British turned him down. So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war. It worked better than anyone could have imagined. His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination. The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies. He didn't go to Britain. He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up. Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports. He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine. The Germans loved him anyway. Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of. The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London. Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world. Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents. When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow. Who also didn't exist. Then came D-Day. Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant. Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton. That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him. German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came. The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross. A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire. He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war. After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop. For decades the world thought he was dead. In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches. Some of them thanked him.
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Replying to @Salvo1st
Oh yeah this was plotted for years
So Ethan Klein at one point received a Superchat from a fan named Tamara who desperately wanted to meet him.... This puzzle keeps getting more complicated....
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The Grim Reaper been chasing this nigga like it’s Tom & Jerry ever since that plane crash
Ric Flair provided an update after suffering a fall yesterday in Tampa “I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay!”
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CORNER FC IS BACK
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In another life, Zhenya is a football star, I’m her thropy wife who goes to her games, takes care of our kids, and we have a mansion in Switzerland. I’m in the stands at every match wearing her jersey, (and obviously she has a mistress named Alina who she’s cheating on me with)😍
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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