Gov CyberSec Analyst | Professional Googler | Likes or RT =/= endorsement https://teapawt.net/t.co/h4nOPY7QuX #actuallyautistic #audhd
Atlanta, Georgia USA
Joined June 2016
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New insult unlocked:
“Same qualities as a lava lamp. Not too bright, but fun to watch and pass time.”
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Promote more male gay weddings.
After being part of one, it’s soooooooo much easier than traditional or female gay weddings 🤣
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Countries:-threaten US military and population centers-
US:-places more troops- “meh”
Countries:-threaten coffee imports to US-
US:-Goes to FPCON DELTA & activates nukes- “WE STARTED A WAR OVER TEA AND WE DON’T EVEN LIKE THAT SHIT, DON’T FUCK WITH THE COFFEE!”
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“You ever realize that a house is just a museum for one family!?”
Thanks @DanLamothe
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My (38M) therapist taught me a coping mechanism for my feelings that my son’s (6M) counselor is teaching him.
Tell me again that AuDHD isn’t a massive developmental disorder when an adult is learning the same things as a 6yo for the same reason.
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Hey uh @ATT you should make it so when you ask for ID to be uploaded for orders that being able to upload images from a desktop PC an option. Just because my desktop doesn't have a camera doesn't mean I can't provide an upload of the required docs.
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My wife is on track to be able to claim having TRIPLE knee replacements before being 40. Is that a record she can claim @GWR or nah?
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A wise Florida Man once said, “Hurricane prep is just a good excuse to clean up your junk.”
Thanks @huntthefrontjj for that!
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If someone without kids asks a person with kids what to expect, here’s an answer for you.
“Things that aren’t supposed to be sticky, will be sticky!”
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It’s why I made this last night
teapawt.net/netsecnick/status/1836…
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