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pedro neto
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OH MY GOD IT FINALLY CAME🥹🥹💕💕😭My Pedro Ballon D’Or Starboy Lomba Neto pajamas🥹😭😭💕💕I wear it for todays game and he bags a G/A😭💕💕🥹💕It feels so good and warm I love you @pedrolneto7 💕🥹🥹😭💕😭
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🚨OFFICIAL: Pedro Ballon D’Or Starboy Lomba Neto wins the Mens 2026 Ballon D’Or! I’m so proud of you Lomba💕💕🥹💕🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭🥹💕💕😭💕😭🥹💕💕🥹💕#BallonDor
NetoCFC retweeted
BREAKING: Gittens will NOT travel to england as he KNOWS he has not won the ballon dor.
His chelsea teammates and coaching staff have refused to partake in his support
We are all with you Jamie 👊💙
Enzo Maresca knew the whole time and found out very quickly we weren’t a transition team. Meanwhile we have “Xabi Alonso” who relies on outscoring and counterattacking😂😂😂😂😂
Xabi Alonso’s tactical set-up was not befitting of a club that say they want to be competing with the biggest and best soon enough. They showed no authority, no ingenuity, no sense that they were prepared to make the most of what little possession they had as the ball was hoofed in hope amid their 32%. (via @kierangill_DM)
NetoCFC retweeted
Chelsea under Xabi Alonso are averaging just 46% possession.
🔹 Fulham (A) – 38.1% 🟢
🔹 Brighton (H) – 26.0% 🟢 - lowest PL possession in club’s history
🔹 Arsenal (A) – 45.4% 🔴
🔹 Hull (H) – 67.8% 🟠
🔹 Brentford (A) – 59.8% 🔴
🔹 Bournemouth (H) – 49.9% 🟢
🔹 Everton (A) – 52.8% 🟢
🔹 Spurs (H) – 31.5% 🔴
This is the opposite of his Leverkusen/Madrid sides.
Are we better without the ball, or is this just early chaos that won’t last?
NetoCFC retweeted
Cole Palmer in PL big 6 matches since joining Chelsea in 2023.
United 6x - 2 NPG.
Arsenal 5x - 0 NPG
Liverpool 3x - 0 NPG
Man City 6x - 0 NPG
Tottenham 5x - 0 NPG (1 Red Card)
2 Non Penalty Goal in 25 (TWENTY FIVE) matches since 23/24. THE MOST PROTECTED FOOTBALLER IN THE PL
NetoCFC retweeted
Get out of my fucking club you selfish mouth breathing piece of scum #PalmountOUT #MakeChelseaGreatAgain
NetoCFC retweeted
Xabi Alonso in big matches as a manager:
❌ 0-2 vs Spurs
❌ 1-2 vs Arsenal
❌ 2-3 vs Barcelona
✅ 2-1 vs Atlético Madrid
❌ 1-2 vs Man City
❌ 0-1 vs Liverpool
✅ 2-1 vs Barcelona
❌ 2-5 vs Atlético Madrid
❌ 0-4 vs PSG
❌ 2-4 vs Dortmund
❌ 0-2 vs Bayern
❌ 0-3 vs Bayern
❌ 0-4 vs Liverpool
❌ 0-3 vs Atalanta
14 big matches. 2 wins. 12 losses.
Embarrassing.
NetoCFC retweeted
ALONSO PRE SEASON SO FAR🔥🔥🔥
Conceded 3 goals against Sydney Wanderers
Lost to 10 men spurs
Lost to washed Juventus
Won against Milan (1st game Neto starts)
Couldn’t beat Johor Darul Ta’zim
NetoCFC retweeted
I got abused yet again for calling out Alonso for losing against 10 men spurs and a shaky win against Sydney Wanderers. Hows the narrative now that we’ve lost to washed Juve? NetoCFC is never wrong, he’s just early👍👍👍
NetoCFC retweeted
Sack him please just put us out of our misery sack him #XabiOut
