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Joined September 2020
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BIDEN WHAT?!? IN LAWS RAPING PEOPLE?! 😭😭😭🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😳😳 #Debates2024 #debate #Trump
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Biden: *Unintelligent gibberish* “Medicare—“ Trump: “yeah you beat it to death” 😭 #Debates2024
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Saw this on my drive today and thought of your beautiful baby boy #UziyahGarcia ❤️💙 @BCross052422
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Turned off comments because she’s a coward and can’t face the truth. That’s okay. You can still read this 🖕🏼
I am honored and humbled to receive the TSPRA 2023 Most Valuable Member Award at the Annual Conference. I am overwhelmed with gratitude and appreciation. Thank you ❤️ #TSPRA23 #MostValuableMember
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Only the most broken people can be great leaders 🫳🏼
Me with the phone next to my asshole during a staff meeting where I had too much Taco Bell the night before
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I wanna unmute the phone during a staff meeting one of these days and fart really really loud.
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Gold wedding ring on my finger but I’m still killing them single handed
This was, and will forever be, my favorite fucking tweet of all time:
Justin Bieber: Like baby, baby, baby no Me:
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Ludacris: When I was 13, I had my first love Me:
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Depression nap >>>>> interacting with humanity
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Pence: “Donald, we’re done. It’s over. We lost.” Trump: “LOOOSSSSTTT?!?!?” #CallTheElection
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Day 162 post Election Day: “We are now at 78% completion”- Nevada Us, watching 24hour news on a loop: #CallTheElection
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