Voice Actor, Gacha juggler, part time internet idiot. For business inquiries: [email protected]

Sliding Over Cars, CO
Joined October 2011
Saw the paired ending datamines, picking my side of the culture war right now.
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Death, Taxes, me making the Child Warrior™ able to box God
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It's Chris retweeted
Spheal as a Vampire! 🧛 #spheal #pokemon #art
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ENGAGE ON TOP, BABY
Fire Emblem discourse rn is elitists who hate Fortune's Weave for being mechanically unfocused, normie casuals defending it because it's a time sink that holds their consumer addled attention spans, and Engage stans taking advantage of the chaos like brigands on the first map.
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People being very defensive about the FW DLC and seeing all the whataboutisms to justify the concept of having to pay twice for all 8 routes when the game outright tells you right now you should be able to play the other 4 is kinda funny to me.
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THIS SHIT ENDS WITH HIM SCARED, CRYING THAT HIS MEMORY, THE ONE THING THAT HE CAN HELP PASS ALONG TO THE FUTURE GENERATION, IS LEAVING HIM AND THERE IS ACTUALLY NOT ANOTHER SUPPORT SCENE FOR THEM. This shit hit me like a ton of bricks and genuinely made me depressed.
I was not ready for this whole support convo to hit me in the feels
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How did your mom even find a picture of @NFLOfficiating ?
my mom is clueless bro
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I should not have worn this jersey outside. Bro asked me if I think the Jags are heading to the bowl and I hit him with the
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Finished Theodora's route today, and we're celebrating by throwing this worthless FUCK into a fire
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IntSys pulled a masterful gambit in locking Dancer to Leda until after part 1, because if any other unit could use it, her cute 3 x2 hitting ass would never be in contention with the Unbreakable Shield of Megaira
I'm on theodara's part 1 now and as cunty as she is she's gotta be the worst of the 4 lords right? Dietrich can aoe freeze, Cai can send fire like 20 tiles away and had 100 mov, Leda has insane utility and speed and Theodara just uses rock throw and misses half the time idk
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I was cool with it up until Chapter 11-12. They fumbled that route HARD.
being the only one on fetwt who doesn’t love #that lord’s route
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Was looking at my Mu's final stats from the end of Leda's Route, and realized she looked kind of... familiar.
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You can stack so much speed on Alear starting from Chapter 8 in Engage that you can solo the rest of the game on Maddening, including the DLC, with Alear. The only way the AI will even move to attack you is if they have team ups, which you can nullify with Pair Up from Corrin.
I get they like to make Lords good now so that new players get satisfaction from using them but if that’s the case, why was Alear utter dogshit 😭
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If I had a nickel for every time a Capcom property had a boost in popularity after a non-faithful adaptation of the series came out, I'd have 2 nickels in the past 2 years alone
Data shows that Zach Cregger’s film adaptation of Capcom’s flagship horror franchise was so successful, it boosted sales for copies of both the Resident Evil 2 remake and RE4’s 2023 remake on the PlayStation 5. bit.ly/4e5ifzR
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Dante Fire Emblem, I am becoming quite fond of the directness of your freaky ass
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I am begging all of you to take that axe out of her hands and give her something with some good hit rate. The single mother can throw haymakers harder than Dietrich can swing his Party City sword 8 levels higher than her.
Be a terrible unit in the route with the two best combat units in the game Me asf:
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This is always funny because if you base it off game logic, every Pokemon taking even 1% from a lion bite means it's super easy to call. People try to put the Pokedex entries and deific status of certain Pokemon in this is especially funny cause they don't ever show those things
Time to reignite a war 1 billion lions or 1 of every pokemon
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"Magcargo is 18,000 degrees F!" Yeah, and you can approach and hold him "Palkia and Dialga are the Gods of Space and Time!" You can beat those guys' super powered up forms in Legends Arceus without ever sending a Pokemon out yourself
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"What Advanced Class did you make Dietrich?"
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Who the FUCK designed the Anatolia paralogue? I just wanna talk.
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