Hockey has quickly taken over my life. Future Champion Teams I'm Investing In NOW 📈 Utah Mammoth/Vancouver Goldeneyes

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined January 2026
i can't tell which is funnier: Brink falling ass-over-teakettle like an idiot or the visual of Keller getting in the middle of this Big Guy Beef
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Every time I publicly praise the Mammoth, they play like they're unfamiliar with hockey and embarrass me so let me just say: I hate them, they're awful, they're bums, and I don't trust them to successfully do anything ever.
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lowkey hilarious fight ngl. McCarron is so huge and has such a long reach that he basically just held O'Brien at arm's length for most of it, but good for O'Brien for rising to the challenge and landing a few good hits anyway.
And we've got a fight in Utah! 👊
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My impression of the Wild vs Mammoth game last night as someone who unfortunately missed getting to watch it but has seen the discussions of it this morning
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Nobody panics when you say you have a thing for a professional athlete, but when **I** say I have a thing for the backup goalie for the Toronto Maple Leafs, well, then everyone loses their minds! 🤡
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O’Brien on entering the lineup: “I’m excited to get in front of the fans. It’s been awhile…looking forward to be back with the boys.” “I’m going to bring my game…that’s physical, in your face, piss you off, go to net, & that’s just what I’m going to do.”
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THE KING HAS RETURNED
Michael Carcone is skating in a full-contact jersey this morning. #TusksUp
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leafs lucky cat celly!!
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what kind of sick freak would say something crazy like "oooh, I can't wait to get home and watch St. Louis Blues hockey! It'll be so exciting and fun to witness!"
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If I could think of one compliment to sell people on the Mammoth, it's "often down, but never out." Sure, they sometimes lose (and occasionally lose in embarrassing ways), but they have the team mentality to keep trying and trying to win even in the most hopeless games.
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Do you think that other teams are starting to be warned to watch out for Yamamoto when they're preparing to play us? He may be on the 3rd line, but he's rapidly become one of our team's biggest all-around threats and a nightmare to play against.
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Unforseen hockey consideration: what if the goalie screens YOU
the glove in hagels face 😭
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The best duos in the NHL. They are both active players who each contributed to the same goal scored by their team. In the second table, you'll probably be surprised to see who's in first place once I convert the standings to a per-game basis. #JEDLIstats
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Kailer Yamamoto talking about being the most useful player on the Mammoth much of the time
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mammoth investor 🦣📈 retweeted
if my former team posted a highlight of me getting bullied by my former teammates like I’m a nerd getting thrown into the lockers in an 80s movie I would never show my face in public again but that’s just me
ACTIVE OUT THERE! 💥
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mammoth investor 🦣📈 retweeted
Mammothtwt to Barrett Hayton after he put up 8 points in 12 games
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mammoth investor 🦣📈 retweeted
Gooooood morning, Utah! 🦣🦣🦣
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POSTGAME “It’s hard to say. Both. I can’t pick one, so just going to say both of them.” @utahmammoth Dmitri Simashev on which goal was his favorite: his first career goal or his game-winning, overtime goal
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Update: they were only divorced for 31 minutes lol
divorce of the century happening in the mammoth lineup right now
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mammoth investor 🦣📈 retweeted
WHAT A NIGHT FOR DMITRI SIMASHEV!!! 🤩 HIS FIRST CAREER GOAL AND THE @ENERGIZER OVERTIME WINNER!
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