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Dishes Are Literally Flying At Our Lab To Table Restaurant bit.ly/4kDl4MC
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Terms & Conditions for Living on Earth bit.ly/3TLALqi
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Let’s Not Call It “World War III”
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Shipped: New World Order #0035164307 bit.ly/4d2Bslm
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Death Notices From Dystopia -- How AI Will Write Our Obituaries bit.ly/4d3ktiD
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Humans Still Waiting For Bombshell Evidence To Drop As 22nd Century Dawns bit.ly/4haouEZ
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VIDEO: I'm Big Sister And I'm Here To Save You From Big Brother -- A collaboration with Micropixie youtu.be/v5s971S77CY?si=grBt…
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Congratulations, You've Been Selected For Our Human Cloning Program bit.ly/4742HZN
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Clue™: Modern-Day Justice Edition bit.ly/4sd0zXW
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Bots Commemorate Human History Month bit.ly/3ZfICeM
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Crappy New Year from Global Elite Planning bit.ly/4pl9wfI
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Donate To The Wounded Billionaire Fund bit.ly/4qpHxwB
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Headlines From An Alternate 2025 In Which Kamala Harris Is President bit.ly/498zJct
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Trump Announces He Struck Deal With Giant Comet, Ensuring It Safely Passes Earth ----- “I’ve just made the biggest deal in the history of our solar system — quite possibly, the entire galaxy...” bit.ly/4ofGxto
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On Trial With A.I. In 2030 ----- A lone defendant sits in an A.I.-run courtroom, facing a large glowing monitor as she waits for the judge to begin her trial... bit.ly/3J8UVFq
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We're Putting The Final Touches On Your Digital SlaveCard ----- At Global Elite Planning, LLC, we’ve built our reputation on creating unparalleled dissatisfaction and misery for the human race... bit.ly/477J1mX
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Trump Gives Recommendations To The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ----- "Let me just start by saying the four of you are really, really something. I think we can all agree that you’ve had a big, big impact on the world over the last five years." bit.ly/3VKMSkQ
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Job Opening: Division & Chaos Lead, Global Elite Planning ----- We are currently seeking an exceptionally cold-blooded professional to help lead our rapidly growing Division & Chaos Department... bit.ly/4nrxghZ
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