Author of Goodnight Loon: Parodies to Survive Trump and Goodnight Loon II: The Bigliest Tantrum. Attorney, pianist, parodist. lyrics are mine, typos, are Siris.
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NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 retweeted
Kumquat Pol Pot is having a massive tantrum after the #Blue Wave, so if you loved my book, Goodnight Loon, celebrate with my new book! Aptly titled, I think! #NoRedWave
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Kumquat Pol Pot is having a massive tantrum after the #Blue Wave, so if you loved my book, Goodnight Loon, celebrate with my new book! Aptly titled, I think! #NoRedWave
amazon.com/gp/product/B08B3X…
HI, all. TY all who reached out, I'm fine, actually, better than fine!
I got my old acct back, @HowardA_AtLaw you can fw me there if you're so inclined. :)
TY again! :)
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This. It’s purely a defensive system that protects all of Tel Aviv‘s citizens. Yet this raging antisemite is really angry that he protects Jewish people from being killed, too. Don’t be like Dorothy.
If you’re looking for someone to block, not Catherine, she’s great, but Ms. Dorothy, who goes looking for Jewish people to spew her lies and hate
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Remember when the squad tried to block funding for Iron Dome and got their antisemitic asses handed to them by a vote of 402 to 9? Way to coalition build, squaddies!
Heard this on the radio driving home, so it’s stuck in my head. For @baddogs4343
So Bernie is going to Wisconsin to campaign for Mandela Barnes. Which means voters will say “FFS, Ron Johnson is a Putin owned racist traitor. But he’s still better than that Tankie Mandela Barnes”. Way to go, St. Bernard, way to go
I just saw an advertisement for truffle fries at Taco Bell. Because that’s what you think when you think Taco Bell, black truffle.
NewbieHoward ✡️🇺🇦 retweeted
Yeah, the outrage gets real *selective* real fast doesn't it.
And whenever called out on it you get the same "Who, moi?" Either completely non-self-aware or gaslightie response "Why am I not allowed to criticize Israel?" 😢
It’s not that the fauxgressives obsessively bash Israel, it’s the they never condemn any other country. Literally, never.