šŸ“ŗ exec. storyteller. 🐶 mom. 🌈 of Scarkki.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2018
.@AirFranceUS I have tried for two full days to get someone from Flying Blue on the phone. I hold for an hour and then an disconnect. I have an urgent matter. Can someone assist us please?
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.@DrGrantStevens Hi Dr. Stevens, I reached out to you on IG and over email. Hoping to resolve an upsetting issue I had at Marina Plastic Surgery, with which the office was unwilling to help. I hope to hear from you soon. Thank you, Nikki
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The amazing Nikki Levy @dtmmshow joins me to watch #GIJOE ninjas fight #Cobra ninjas for a magic sword! We have a blast and the Filecard Feature is on the Bugg driver... Secto-Viper! Check out @Xenoglyphs and our new sponsor, @SpecialMForce ! joeonjoe.com/gi-joe-ep-130-t…
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See this movie. It’s excellent! #searchingmovie
Coolest campaign I've ever worked on! #searchingmovie Go see it!
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I left my fiancƩ last night to sleep with our dog.
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Gutless. That’s how I feel after too much dairy.
I’m waiting on the Sept 11th release date for the new Woodward book with a level of anticipation I reserve for @Nordstrom semi-annual shoe sales.
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On a scale of 0 to Hoarder, the Russian men said my mom is an 8.
Mom was a hoarder before hoarder was cool #trailblazer
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How much wouldn’t couldn’t a wouldn’t chuck chuck if a wouldn’t chuck couldn’t chuck wouldn’t. #fixedit #misspoke
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Hey! The great @JenKober is doing a full hour this Saturday and I’m opening for her! Only 20 tix left. Come! JenKober.com xitter.cf/robinmcwilliam3/status…
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TFW @JetBlue gives you surprise champagne for your engagement! šŸ¾šŸ„‚šŸŽ‰
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I collected matchbox cars and flashlights šŸ”¦ . What was your queer tell as a kid?
See me singing the lesbian version of DESPACITO (Lesbianito!) this Monday!! Plus @LanceBass @mindyraf @fakedansavage @MatteoLane @emmawillmann will crack your queer butts up!! ONLY 20 tix left! Git em. xitter.cf/audible_com/status/100…
Got #NYCPride plans? Join us 6/25 for a one-night-only event co-hosted by @LanceBass, along with master storytellers @fakedansavage and @NiceJewishNikki. Tickets are only $30 and all proceeds benefit the @TrevorProject. Get yours before they're sold out! adbl.co/tickets
Peeing took less time before the iPhone.
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Get your tix & see me, @LanceBass & @fakedansavage telling true stories June 25 in NYC! xitter.cf/lancebass/status/10074…
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Thanks @Newsweek & @LanceBass for the Path to Pride shoutout! The special’s dope! xitter.cf/resendez_briana/status…
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