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I asked my student to explain a procedure to a patient in Yoruba.
Pt: (flares up) Ṣé mo jó illiterate sí ẹ ni? Irú rubbish wo niyẹn?
Me: (sober and reflective) I’m so so sorry, ma. What’s your complaint?
Pt: My leg, he swell up. I go see doctor, she say make I do x-tray.😭
Seeing photos of my mum having fun in London and I’m so happy man. A few years ago, we were so broke, it was my leftover provisions from JSS1 boarding house we ate for dinner. The 20 naira she had left was what we used to buy sugar. Bad times don’t last forever
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셋 다 순간 얼어붙었음.
그런데 경찰차에서 내린 경찰관이 우리를 보더니 갑자기 웃기 시작함.
"아, 진짜 다 오셨네."
알고 보니 동네 경찰서에서 중고거래 사기 예방 캠페인을 준비하고 있었는데,
담당 경찰관이 판매자 세 명에게 각각 연락하면서 구매자 계정을 잘못 사용한 거였음.
원래는 거래 사기 예방 영상을 찍으려고 판매자 한 명만 섭외할 계획이었는데 세 명이 다 나온 거임.
경찰관이 미안하다며 커피를 사주겠다고 했음.
근데 아저씨가 갑자기 물어봄.
"그럼 에어프라이어는 누가 사요?"
경찰관이 한참 고민하더니 대답함.
"저희 경찰서에 하나 필요하긴 한데…"
결국 경찰서에서 에어프라이어 하나를 샀음.
문제는 나머지 두 명이었음.
아주머니가 내 에어프라이어를 보더니 말했음.
"어머, 이거 우리 딸 자취방에 딱이네."
아저씨도 아주머니 물건을 보더니 말함.
"그거 우리 집 거보다 훨씬 좋네요."
결국 세 명 다 에어프라이어를 팔고 집에 감.
근데 다음 날 경찰관한테 연락이 옴.
"혹시 전자레인지도 파세요?"
알고 보니 경찰서 직원들 사이에서 소문이 났다고 함.
동네 중고거래 판매자들 모아놓으면 물건이 알아서 팔린다고.
그날부터 내 당근 닉네임은 '에어프라이어 도매상'이 됨.
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Dress like my miracle.
#HallelujahChallenge
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Where do I begin? That was an evening I'll never forget.
It’s an incredible honour to receive the Ballon d’Or award after a year full of goals, trophies and special milestones. Thank you to all the staff and my teammates at @england and @fcbayern, as well as family, friends and everyone who’s supported me – this wouldn’t be possible without you all.
Thank you to everyone who has sent a kind message, social media post - I appreciate every single one of them.
This will live long in the memory. 🙌🏆❤️
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Had small legal case today. Eventually shaaa. Both parties won.
Officially Mrs Adenuga, Aya Timi.💍❤️
2018, was on tour with the Legend @basket_mouth . That's definitely one of the most memorable moments in my career 🙏. This November, I return to the UK with #TheDelusionalTour
Thanks so much @The_olushola . Y'all should check out this episode of The Echo Podcast
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From hopeless Tottenham career to Ballon d'Or in Munich.
Harry Kane 👏👏👏
Just don't die. Time is your ally.
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I am a very proud mummy 🤸
Two of my sons led their school to victory, clinching the 1st place position at the STAN's Robotics Competition for Oyo State
Demilade presented the innovative product to d judges on behalf of the brilliant students. This is Tamilore's first outing 💃
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Co-founder was hinting about us going for a third child.
The look I gave her.
My family have a history of having multiples in the second or third attempts.
I have escaped the second. There's no way I am tempting fate.
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We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace.
That alone is a blessing.
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在深海连续潜航 70 到 90 天绝不浮出水面的战略核潜艇里,除了严格管制声呐静音,艇上还有一条新兵上艇前必须搜包的死规矩:严禁携带任何含有挥发性芳香烃的古龙水、浓香洗发水、摩丝、指甲油甚至马克笔涂改液!
因为在长达三个月的完全密闭水下循环中,潜艇依靠核反应堆电解水制氧,并用专门的化学吸收塔(CO2 Scrubber,通常使用单乙醇胺 MEA)循环过滤空气。
在绝对密闭的铁罐子里,哪怕只有一个士兵喷了两下含酒精和人工麝香酯的古龙水,这些挥发性有机化合物(VOCs)根本就排不出去,会在全艇空气中不断循环富集;
最要命的是,它们被吸入高温空气催化燃烧净化装置(CO/H2 Burner)时,会发生化学裂解生成剧毒的酸性腐蚀气体和神经毒素,不仅毁掉昂贵的精密生命维持滤芯,更能让全艇一百多名官兵集体出现慢性中枢神经中毒头痛的症状😨
































