Freelance Sworn Translator - Traducteur Assermenté, Copywriter, Proud European
Lille, France
Joined June 2019
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A C***, Sir, on a one-zer?
A spanner or a tanner?
An absolute knacker on an acker?
A tosser on a washer?
An expensive anachronism on a small metal disk?
#ChristmasLunchPun This Christmas I'm heading to the Arctic where I'm going stand around with no shoes on until I get frostbite, before jetting to the eastern Mediterranean. Apparently, everybody knows that Turkey and some missing toes help to make the season bright. #LunchPun
Found a copy of #TubularBells on LP in a local charity store. Just finished side one and it appears to be 20 minutes of someone practicing scales on various instruments. Is that sacrilege or is it, in point of fact, bollocks?
Proud Mary's Boy Child by It Came Upon a Midnight Clearwater Revival #ASongOrMovieForCarols
Ghost hunting is all well and good, but I hope you operate a humane catch-and-release policy!!!
I’m a producer now. It says so in the Christmas Radio Times.
Hunting Ghosts with @Markgatiss and @RevRichardColes, Christmas Eve, 10.15pm, @BBCRadio4.
Repeated Christmas Day, 4.15pm.
Then @BBCSounds, forever and ever (amen).
#HuGGR is from those nice people at @Bafflegabble.
IT'S @TheSun WOT WUN IT!!!
Nicholas James 'Nico' Hillary retweeted
The Sun newspaper has bought a billboard in Paris to taunt France fans ahead of tomorrow’s game vs England. Classless as ever.
#ASongOrMovieForMountains Look through any Everest window - The Hollieshitthatsalongwaydown!
Is she any relation to Sir John Gingold?
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#badjokefiday During a visit to ancient Rome, I ended up in casualty. They made me better, but my arse didn't half hurt by the time they'd finished.
The nurse had just given me a bloody great big suppository when the doctor came in and told her to give me IV. #LunchPun
If I play only my #SpotifyWrapped selection end-to-end all year long, will @Spotify disappear down some kind of wormhole, or will I hear music² ?
Francophone friends: would you care to advise on pronunciation...
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