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❤️🤍 Harry Kane: “This was definitely 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐫. I was incredibly excited for this final. I’d heard so much about it from many players who had already experienced this final with the club. And then to score a hat-trick in a final – it’s really a very special game and a very special feeling” 🥹🏆 “I’m extremely proud of that. I loved this season at Bayern” ✨
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The first ever double red card tackle... 🤣
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"We felt trapped in two unwinnable wars and a disproportionate share of fighters came from our neighborhood" — JDV, Hillbilly Elegy, Ch 11. Hillbilly 2 incoming. America's poor & forgotten will foot the bill for the broligarchs, Dimon the demon, and the beltway war merchants.
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🚨🚨 BREAKING: Bernardo Silva wants to join Real Madrid this summer. @jfelixdiaz
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Top 50 Biggest Crypto Gainers Today 1. $GENIUS — +138.72% 2. $RAVE — +65.74% 3. $币安人生 — +28.86% 4. $CRCLON — +17.70% 5. $LDO — +16.34% 6. $TIBBIR — +13.05% 7. $FARTCOIN — +12.72% 8. $XPL — +12.44% 9. $B — +11.45% 10. $TEL — +11.24% 11. $ALGO — +11.23% 12. $VVV — +10.27% 13. $MON — +9.26% 14. $WLD — +7.90% 15. $OP — +7.80% 16. $ETH — +7.72% 17. $HYPE — +7.37% 18. $AR — +7.24% 19. $PENGU — +6.90% 20. $ZANO — +6.71% 21. $PEPE — +6.62% 22. $ATH — +6.60% 23. $TIA — +6.58% 24. $APT — +6.56% 25. $REAL — +6.55% 26. $AKT — +6.45% 27. $THETA — +6.42% 28. $SHFL — +6.39% 29. $SPX — +6.27% 30. $VIRTUAL — +5.72% 31. $WIF — +5.58% 32. $CVX — +5.57% 33. $HASH — +5.49% 34. $COW — +5.45% 35. $BONK — +5.34% 36. $STX — +5.30% 37. $AERO — +5.30% 38. $FLOKI — +5.24% 39. $AAVE — +5.23% 40. $AXS — +5.21% 41. $LINK — +5.20% 42. $ENS — +5.12% 43. $COMP — +5.03% 44. $ETHFI — +4.93% 45. $WBT — +4.83% 46. $BTC — +4.74% 47. $2Z — +4.72% 48. $RUNE — +4.72% 49. $INJ — +4.66% 50. $CAKE — +4.63% 🚫 Disclaimer: Not Financial Advise.
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🚨 Historical decision by Union Berlin as German club appoint Marie-Louise Eta as their head coach until June. Union lost at Heidenheim, sacked the head coach Steffen Baumgart and put Marie-Louise Eta in charge until the end of the season. Ets becomes the first female head coach in the history of men’s Bundesliga.
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🚨 UPDATE: The Ugandan chimps have discovered mounts. 💀
🤖 Made with AI
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Masoumeh Ebtekar - also known as "Screaming Mary" - was the spokeswoman for the Islamic terrorists who stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran in 1979 and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days - subjecting them to beatings, starvation, and mock executions. In 2014, the Obama Administration granted visas to her son and his family to enter the United States. In June 2016, the Obama Administration gave them lawful permanent resident status via the Diversity Immigrant Visa Program. This week, I terminated their lawful permanent resident status and today, Seyed Eissa Hashemi, Maryam Tahmasebi, and their son are now in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement pending their removal from our country. Her family should never have been allowed to benefit from the extraordinary privilege of living in our country. America can never become home for anti-American terrorists or their families - and under the Trump Administration, it never will.
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LOOK: BINI graced the after party of Nylon House.
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🚨 President Trump just DROPPED this line: "WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT" 🔥🔥🇺🇸
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13 years ago today, $BTC dumped 73% in just a day. Anyone who invested 1,000 on that day is a MILLIONAIRE now.
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🩸 HUGE CRASH: Oil stocks are trading DEEP in the RED.
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President Trump: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 A big day for World Peace! Iran wants it to happen, they’ve had enough! Likewise, so has everyone else! The United States of America will be helping with the traffic buildup in the Strait of Hormuz. There will be lots of positive action! Big money will be made. Iran can start the reconstruction process. We’ll be loading up with supplies of all kinds, and just “hangin’ around” in order to make sure that everything goes well. I feel confident that it will. Just like we are experiencing in the U.S., this could be the Golden Age of the Middle East!!!
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Traders trying to predict the markets Trump :
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MASSIVE: 🇺🇸 Fed to inject $8,000,000,000 into the US economy today.
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Good morning.. 😊
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BREAKING: Iran has rejected a temporary ceasefire proposal and said it has formulated a response to the US’ demands to end the war, per Reuters. Iran's Foreign Ministry says they will announce their response to the US’ 15-point plan "when necessary."
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Bitcoin just pumped $1,000 in 10 minutes and liquidated $28 million shorts in 1hr. Low liquidity leverage hunting continues.
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