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FSU ‘77 | 3x Hater of the Year Nominee | 1975 Beer Olympics Champion | Proud Southerner (Heritage not Hate) | Dixiecrat (Wallace ‘68) |

Cross City, FL
Joined July 2016
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Piece of shit is an understatement
Brett Favre is such a piece of shit
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He’s just your average black Democrat dude
"Yay Scott Colom won" "The devout southern Baptist centrist Democrat tough-on-crime prosecutor who's pro-ICE, pro-2A, personally pro-life, anti-DSA, anti-transing kids, anti-transwomen in girls sports, and as socially right-wing as Susan Collins or Lisa Murkowski?" "Wait what?"
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CNN PROJECTS THAT SCOTT COLOM WILL WIN MISSISSIPPI.
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No way he actually fled to India right after losing, this is beyond parody.
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Can Zelenskyy blow up Dagestan
Full footage of Merab Dvalishvili and Usman Nurmagomedov brawling just dropped DAAAAMN 🤯 (via @RedCorner_MMA)
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People blowing $1500 on PS5 Pros just for the game to still run at 30 fps
GTA 6 will run at 30FPS on all consoles. PS5 Pro will have PlayStation Spectral Super Resolution and ray-traced shadows.
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I think the real reason we’re fueling cigarette sales is because life fucking sucks and cigs are amazing
Gen Z fueling tobacco sales as wild claims cigarettes are 'healthier' than vaping go viral: 'plant-based alternative' trib.al/tsOeuG2
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Cigarette volumes in the US continue declining (offset only by price hikes) and youth use is at historic lows per federal data; company growth is driven by smoke-free products, not traditional cigarettes or Gen Z anecdotes. fda.gov/tobacco-produc… tobaccoinsider.com/usa-cigarette-… pmi.com/our-progress
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Baseball writers voting for home runs and RBIs over “sabermetrics”
Sal Stewart is the 2026 NL Jackie Robinson Rookie of the Year!
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Ok and HW was fucking awesome? I don’t blame him.
"Democrats are the REAL RACISTS" boomers might not want to hear this But George Corley Wallace's last presidential vote was cast for George HW Bush over Bill Clinton in 1992 because Clinton was "too liberal"
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The stupidity of the DSA makes me realize why Joseph McCarthy became the way he became
Centrism did not win the Democratic party the election theguardian.com/us-news/2026…
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Moderate Democrats vastly overperformed their expected margins. All DSA-aligned candidates underperformed. DSA-endorsed candidates ran against Democrats in the general election, not Republicans, and didn't flip a single House or Senate seat from Republican to Democrat. x.com/SaintHeartwing… wlrn.org/government-pol… npr.org/2026/11/03/g-s…
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Yes WE are Wallaceposting
Saw this on TikTok last night
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Billy was their taggart Sumrall is their Norvell
Florida is spiraling, the offense is stalling and frustration is mounting. “Right now,” UF coach Jon Sumrall said, “we feel a little bit lost.” STORY: on3.com/teams/florida-gators…
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If you think the GOP will become some chungus moderate party out of this I got oceanfront property in Kansas to sell you big dog
In a world where SC, MS, KS, and IA can swing to blue is a world where partisanship and rising polarization is falling. It may be affecting Rs first, but it will affect Dems eventually when Rs adjust. The GOP coming out of this will be much less conservative.
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Heartwarming ❤️ Carson Wentz super fan gets framed portrait of him for his birthday ❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉
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Schumer is gonna go into Trump’s office with a “TrumpCare” universal healthcare bill and tell him that “Obama couldn’t get it done” and he will happily sign it
NEW: President Trump possibly open to a more “progressive agenda” and landmark legislation like Medicare for All according to Sen. Bernie Sanders.
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This guy reminds me so much of Norvell. “Pissed off” is just his version of “respond”
Jon Sumrall: "I don't know if anybody in America was more pissed off on Saturday night than me." @alligatorSports
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What a hilarious joke Tom! Almost as hilarious as your wife leaving you because you wanted to go 8-9 and lose to “Kenny Pickett”!
Tom Brady to Packers S Evan Williams: “There was some deli meat given out by Drake Maye today.” 🫩 (🎥 Fox Sports)
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And Abdul isn’t?
This guy is a total bigot. Thank God he lost his primary.
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I wonder how well “Based Mike Lee” will do
US House vote in Utah: 🟥GOP: 478,175 - 46.89% 🟦DEM: 473,511 - 46.43%
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Being normal?
>Anti-DSA >Hates Republicans What is this ideology called?
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