Imagine a bag of chips, say Kettle or Miss Vickie’s, where the flavor is just an assortment of all of their flavors. A few salt & vinegar chips, jalapeño, a couple bbq, etc. Why does this not exist?? Does it? I’m high
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Every man should have to sit naked in a pink paper gown that opens in the front in a flourescently lit room waiting 30 minutes for the doctor to come put their feet in stirrups and check their insides. Just once. I want you guys to do it one time.
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Well. It happened. The guy sitting next to us on the airplane whipped out a tuna sandwich and ate it with absolutely no remorse. Thought this kinda stuff only happened on TV.
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Being sexy on vacation with my husband by telling him to watch me hold my breath and swim to the other side of the pool like any mature 31 year old woman would do
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Today a teenager referred to me as an “older woman” which hurt me deeply but jokes on him cause I still call my mommy when my stomach hurts
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Three years ago I made my riskiest career move by deciding to work for myself in my very own tiny salon suite. Next month I will be moving into one of the biggest suites in the building that I always wanted but never could afford. Feelin’ bossy ✨
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Something about me is that I’m going to clean my ears with Q-tips everyday no matter what the haters have to say about it
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At an Airbnb & there’s some issues so the owner is here fixing them. Told him it smells like gas and he said “oh yea there’s a minor gas leak nothing to worry about”… Now he’s somewhere and left his infant with me. The house came with weed gummies though so 10/10 review.
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