So this is me, with an acting nomination. Up against 5 very talented performers, so it's a tough ask. However, I gave the part everything I had and used all my know how. Nice to be nominated anyway.

Prediction incorrect: Wife: "I need tights so shall we go to Sainsbury's?" Me: "Hmm. Okay" (Mumbles about going to Sainsbury's). Wife: "Could go for something to eat afterwards?" Me: (Gets car keys & phone) "Let me just get my shoes on and off we go!".

Wife yesterday: "I'm not staying in tomorrow. We have to get out and go somewhere". Prediction of what will shortly happen: Me: "Love, where would you like to go today?". Wife: "Nowhere. Can't be arsed. Let's clean up".

Decided on Khaki pants with my brown boots and MIL has just brought presents round. She has bought me a khaki shacket which she expects me to wear for our Xmas dinner at the pub. I now look like a character from M.A.S.H.

My wife's look of total confusion when opening her wrapped model hammer to make her Owl Bookstore Book Nook is something I will treasure forever (she hadn't yet opened the Book Book).

I'd like to think Rashford will start. Imagine you've let it known in work that you want to leave your job and then you have managers from other companies watching your work on camera...

My wife: Greeting people in the foyet 5 minutes before the opening of a show she directed and saw one of the principals still in their own clothes. Went over and said "WHY AREN'T YOU IN COSTUME?? YOU'RE OPENING!!". Maybe the lead actor should have mentioned they have a twin?

To all those people who are laughing at Man City, check the real score first.

Even though we got stiffed because there wasn't VAR, still would rather not have it at all.

9.45pm. Wife: "Going to bed in a minute. Knackered. Dead on my feet". Me: *Thinking* "OK, I can get an ep of Vikings in before bed". 10.42pm Wife: *Pours herself a Bacardi* Me: *Thinking* "Tonight... No Viking".

I do like Rashford. Always have. Manchester lad. But for a while, I have thought we played with 10 men, he was that ineffective. It is a shame to be seeing him go, but we need something better.

Two United fans winning Young Sports Personality and Sports Personality of the Year. Nice!

Wife building a 3 tier trolley that she has bought for her work (school Librarian). She's whinging because the building isn't going her way. I know the "You could do it for me" is coming soon...

Wife just doesn't understand: Her: "Our Craig is coming over from Iraq this week, so we're going out for a meal on Thursday night with my mum and dad as well." Me: "Damn. Can't we do Tuesday?" Her: "He can't, he's going to watch City" FML

I have this really bad and upsetting feeling that when Trump gets in power, all those who oppose him will find themselves in trouble, whether people in the public eye or not. No one will be able to do anything about it at all.

I'm going to say it and then try and hide behind my Batfink shield of steel, but Antony for LWB under Amorim's new system.

71.4m absolute idiots. Beggars belief.

Ffs

Band Call and full run today ready for Oklahoma opening night on Wednesday. Nervous and excited in equal measure.

Got a full run rehearsal today for Oklahoma!, starting at 2pm. Got to concentrate so will be checking my phone when I finish at 5.30pm so I won't know the United score until then. Come on reds. You got this.