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If a man needs confirmation that women don’t take thirst traps for him, he need only consider that 70% of those pics are taken I a bathroom with a shitter plainly visible in the background.
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Parents who want their kids to become elite/all-time great quarterbacks have to learn that the ONE thing you absolutely cannot do is give your son a stupid name, a name that’s a noun, or a last name as a first name that you spell stupid.
Tom, Joe, John, Steve, Dan, Roger, Aaron, Drew, Brett, Bart, Warren, Terry, Troy, Matt, Patrick, Ben, Josh.
No Colts, no Majors, no Jaxsons, no Jamarcuses, no Kylers, no Bakers
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I almost hesitate to promote this, because it wasn't really intended to be a piece. I just sort of sat down and it came out. Maybe someone else out there has the same type of day today, and it'll speak to them.
realclearpolitics.com/articl…
I have come to believe that the only citizenship test that truly matters is the one that involves charting the responses of an immigrant’s first viewing of Top Gun.
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My favorite quirk of Epstein conspiracy theorists is that none of them seem to be able to conceive of the possibility that a dude who knows he’s going to spend the rest of his life in jail getting extorted thru his butthole might consider death a more preferable, painless option
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Can't wait til Elon & Trump nearly self-immolate, then find their way back together before the midterms under the auspices of supporting austerity candidates in key House districts & everyone starts deepthroating MAGA spin about "ART OF THE DEAL!" & this was the plan all along!
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The snow in this Rams-Eagles game is the perfect microcosm of native Philly fans: mostly white, but also heavy, dirty, sloppy, and aggressively annoying.
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the Venn Diagram of people who can’t throw a baseball thru a hula hoop from 60 feet & the people who’re wondering why every helicopter in the country isn’t just Airwolf-ing it along the ridgelines of the Santa Monica Mountains w/16k lbs of water hanging beneath them is a donut.
For a lot of people, watching Landman is like going to Mexico or Thailand for vacation: it’s full of hot girls and crazy dudes doing a bunch of wild shit that seems to make sense to everyone else around them
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Incels are all these things. In my experience, they’re also allergic to looking in the mirror & admitting that maybe they’re the problem, maybe they’re annoying, maybe they need to improve themselves in ways that are relevant to the women they hope to attract.
What those smooth-brained self-satisfied morons seem incapable of grasping is that no one in their right mind ever thought they *hadnt heard enough* from Trump. Nobody was clamoring for Trump interviews b/c he made sure we all knew exactly where he stood on everyone & everything
Trump largely avoided traditional media interviews during his reelection campaign and "got no shit for that," @jomalleydillon says. But "we got tons of shit that she wasn't doing enough media," @stefcutter says. "Double standard," Dillon adds.
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They were stunningly bad. When they were talking about their spend on "pieces of culture" like murals to reach "low information voters of color". You mean *ART* you bloodless nitwits??
Listened to the @PodSaveAmerica bros interview the Kamala campaign team and it was....somewhere between disappointing and enraging. I would not hire these guys if I was running the next D campaign.
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Sam Harris and @elonmusk are no longer friends, but it appears that Sam has borrowed one of Elon’s flamethrowers to absolutely torch the Democratic Party and the American progressive Left. I hope you like your plant-based meat well done, yeesh.
open.spotify.com/episode/4SQ…
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That this post ends with a quote uttered by one of modern literature’s most terrifying psychopaths should, I hope, produce at least a moment’s pause for those reposting it like it’s the opening verse to some new contrarian, antiestablishment gospel instead of an anodyne appeal to common sense wrapped around a logically flawed prescription.
One of the most important skills I see in successful (and good) people is to constantly reevaluate assumptions. They make predictions based on various inputs, some of them unknown, and reevaluate based on what they got right and wrong. They trust people not because they're always right--no one is--but because if you're constantly seeking the truth it's easy to identify those who are doing the same.
If you were confident that Donald J. Trump was going to lose, maybe you should question what else you "know" about him. Maybe the people who misled you about his electoral chances have misled you about other things.
In the words of Cormac McCarthy, "If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"
Regardless who wins, after this election Dems need to seriously reevaluate their tendency toward bankrupt ‘next-in-line’-ism, while the GOP needs to think about what kind of anti-establishment, Randian ‘burn-it-all-down’-ists they’d be Trojan horsing into this Trump admin.
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