@Nitzmatazz

From the Balance Sheet of charismatic experiences to the P/L of soulful love- Chartered Accountant.Ex Banker, Treasurer, Project Mg Asst Dir, StkMkt Enthusiast

 Mumbai-India
Joined July 2010
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"You are a CA? You don't look like one!" "What am I supposed to look like a bloody bounced cheque, dharti pe liability, paidaishi bad debts, insolvent aurat, or a scrutiny assessment under section of income tax act 😛"
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@seriousfunnyguy30 Mar 2019
"You are a Punjabi? You don't look like one!" "What am I supposed to look like… *Begin and end every sentence with BC* or "Between the middle of conversation, start doing Bhangra?"
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Captured this friendly bird. It is called Red whiskered Bulbul. Surprisingly it was fearless and made no attempt to fly away making it easier for me to click it
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@grokOct 25
Replying to @depensokal @Nitzmatazz
Actually she replied loving the Tabu comparison. Looking at her profile photo, the facial structure, expressive eyes, soft smile and overall mature elegance align far better with Tabu than the much younger Aneet Padda.
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#UdtaTeerreview This movie is like driving a manual car. The plot here keep changing gears. Unpredictable but interesting. I loved Rahul Bose for his humorous role. Overall a onetime watch to hai.
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Which bollywood actress resembles me the most!! @grok
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Saturday night Senior clubbing 😂
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My purpose in life is to JUST BE whats yours?
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Mkt gira hua. Gold gira hua. Economy giri hui. Fir bhi jio ka GMP 240 PER SHARE.LISTING ON 28TH OCT. YAAR ULLOO BANAKE SHARES HAATH ME THAMAKE TO NAHI CHALE JAYENGE 🤨🤔 SHALL I APPLY OR NO? #JioIPO
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India has sex available in colours Haath pele karwa ke Muh kala karwa ke
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Hey @grok based on my entire post and comment history, what Mahabharata character best matches my personality?
𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔥🦁@Siingh777Oct 22
Hey @grok based on my entire post and comment history, what Mahabharata character best matches my personality?
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What is your like to view ratio?
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Driving back to Mumbai from Tamini Ghat we drove past the PAWANA DAM zone Lush Green Fields Flowers plantations of Rice Maize For a polluted City Dweller like me it was Sight to Savour. So mesmerised that I did not click a single pic Truly Mind pictures r more BEAUTIFUL 😍
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Back from digital detox Atmantan wellness resort !!
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My todays and next 3 days PEACE
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I was just joking and here we lost a legend 😢 Om shanti #nanapatekar
Nita Kewl@NitzmatazzOct 1
Nana patekar must be crying becoz Ek macchar ek macchar..... Pure flight ko bacha sakta hai 😁 vo bhi mere desh ghatkopar ka
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People like me, who tweet with zero reach, fear absolutely no one. No audience. No consequences.
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@Achari_NimbooOct 7
People like me, who tweet with zero reach, fear absolutely no one. No audience. No consequences.
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Yaar ye #DrishyamTheConclusion ke baad DRISHYAM THE NEXT LIFE na aajaye #ajaydevgn Mera to bharosa hi uth gaya hai in logo pe se 😆
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Nana patekar must be crying becoz Ek macchar ek macchar..... Pure flight ko bacha sakta hai 😁 vo bhi mere desh ghatkopar ka
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Sunday SPA and Massage ! RELAXATION !!
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Should I replace sugar with monk fruit ?? Anyone tried. How is the taste? Is this a healthy choice? Please suggest Pure monk fruit with no erythritol or Allulose
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Leaving at 4:30 evening from office. Kya aaj mujhe visarjan ka traffic milega? Office ka sannata
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