@Nixtourious

🇨🇦 living in 🇬🇧 Former tour crew for your teenage daughter's third favourite screamo band, present giant nerd.

 United Kingdom
Joined November 2012
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Replying to @ask_aubry
I (56 human) have a feral monster (28 rabid shit gibbon) that likes to eat the flesh of humans & set fires. My daughter doesn't want to invite Shibbon to her wedding because of all the flesh eating & fires. I think the guests with tasty/flammable flesh should be uninvited. AITA?
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@kenzianidiot27 Jan 2023
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 5
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Some lad on tram just shouted OUTBREAK FEST OPEN THIS FUCKING TRAM UP
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matthew@mshtd9723 Jun 2022
made a meme
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Yeah, I like Triple H : H - Hentai H - Stick(h)er H - Handout H - Homies #outbreakfest
Posting for preservation, my improved Do’s and Dont’s for Outbreak Fest. Will update with obligatory gold wristband and hentai sticker references for next year. #outbreakfest
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tortillas@tortiyaz15 Sep 2021
hispanic heritage month sooo i gotta tweet one of my fav screenshots
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So I came across this list of Penis Slang hosted on Stanford's website today. "Fuck Truck" is my favourite, but the existence of this document is bewildering. I have so many questions, most of them are : why? web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF…
Happy Saint George's Day or w.e.
I don’t struggle with depression I’m actually really fucking good at it
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IGN
@IGN26 Jan 2021
A new Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic game is reportedly in the works:

Star Wars: KOTOR Game Reportedly Underway Without EA and Bioware

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Keikaku doori #aot #snk #AttackOnTitan #進撃の巨人
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Eric@EricG124730 May 2020
My grandfather was part of an Antifa organization. It was called the United States Army when he was in World War 2 and fought the fascists and Nazi in Europe for the freedom of the world. When did being anti fascist become a bad thing in the US?
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Waiting 2 weeks for this episode, then only having them do one chapter was...rough. I loved the time spent on characters, but man oh man did I want to see Chpt. 101 on screen tonight. How they can possibly do this season in 16 episodes in beyond me. #AOTDeclarationOfWar #aot
OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?
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"Trump didn't incite violence, he never told them to do that!" If I go down downtown on a Saturday night and tell a roid monkey Affliction shirt dude "That guy right there just grabbed your girl's ass and said you can't even lift." Predictable outcomes : a concept that exists.
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Our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast
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