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Njörk

@Njoork
 Ohio, USA
Joined February 2014
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In 5 years in the uk all positions except missionary will be banned and you have to be silent and have the lights off the whole time
Jack D 🏳️‍🌈 (@JackDunc1) profile pictureJack D 🏳️‍🌈
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I'm sorry but this is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I thought it was a joke. The concept of going to prison for being in 'possession' of facesitting porn. 😭😭😭
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Wouldnt being hung actually make it more difficult to skate?
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Her face went from new england to PNW
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 27
Jennifer Lawrence stuns for The Cut 📸: Bryce Anderson
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Balding men are a lot like dairy. They have their expiration date written clearly on them and u know u gotta use them before they go bad
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I need a man to be the jorah mormont to my daenerys targaryen
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@narrenhutOct 27
“Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with you, Bibi.” “What about side by side with a fellow black man?” “Aye, I could do that.”
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אבי ילאו Avi Yalew (@aviyalew) profile pictureאבי ילאו Avi Yalew
@aviyalewOct 26
נתניהו בערוץ האתיופי: ״יש מועמד אתיופי בליכוד - קוראים לו בנימין נתניהו״ בדיחה כזו אי אפשר להמציא. אין לתאר, יאללה שחרר אותנו.
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Me to a long essay on substack i finally finished reading through:
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Me riding a see saw:
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 26
CNN: Kamala Harris responds to her critics and Democrats who don’t want her to run again “I go back and forth. I honestly go back and forth ... There’s so many factors.” cnn.com/2026/10/26/politics/…
Kamala Harris isn’t going away | CNN Politics

Kamala Harris isn’t going away | CNN Politics

With her stops in Mississippi and across the country, she’s hearing from many Democratic campaigns who believe having her around helps — and lots of voters who are turning out to show they agree.

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Why do they all have dick prints
Perezuelo Pa'trio (@elperezuelo) profile picturePerezuelo Pa'trio@elperezueloOct 26
En estas elecciones de Brasil y el triunfo de Lula, recordemos a los "Gostosos com Lula" que se cosificiaron en pos de la democracia. Machos frenando el avance de la ultraderecha una teta a la vez. 👁️🫦👁️🇧🇷🏳️‍🌈
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“Hey bro, ill give you Strasbourg if you help me get a divorce from my bitch wife”
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My wife made me break up with my boyfriend :(
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Thats my comfort pussy
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Personally if my husband cheated on me id take it as a sign to self evaluate because itd be my fault for not being good enough to him and id need to work extra hard so he doesnt cheat again
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Europeans will be like “i didnt make a circle of salt around my house last full moon and now my child has leprosy”
Luol Deng Xiaoping (@JungAristotle) profile pictureLuol Deng Xiaoping@JungAristotleOct 22
Europeans be like I got sick because my hair was wet
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Lindsey Graham reportedly caught cheating with gay male onlyfans creator “GayGuyNick”.
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Im feeling very princess diana today
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I love in a very mature way
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The older i get the more appealing a joint checking account with a guy sounds
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Realizing people think using a credit card means bad financial sense because the american mindset is always to use as much is possible so they inevitably use all of their credit
Mariam (@Gaismair) profile pictureMariam@GaismairOct 18
You use a debit card at 31 years old
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Art deco feels like such a naturally american style we need more of it
Dume (@gietzschean) profile pictureDume
@gietzscheanOct 19
Waldorf Astoria, an iconic New York hotel was recently reopened after undergoing decades of a $2 billion USD renovations The renovation was actually worth it because it brought back to the classic 1930s Art Deco design.
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