Wednesday is the best day for a stat holiday. Rest in peace to all the soldiers who died in the service; I dive in her cervix
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Gotta go into work today but it's like not particularly time sensitive so I'm just drinking my coffee and chilling
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Just ate some smarties. They really have to go back to artificial colouring. Can't deal with this, beet, spirulina, carrot turmeric nonsense. Trying to eat candy, not get a smoothie
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Matt retweeted
Chuds won culture war with Anakin Skywalker and Mafloid.
Undoing over a decade of cultural rot and damage in less than a week.
Never. Stop. Posting.
It honestly feels like an infringement on speech up that you can't make a tax-deductible donation to a so-called terrorist organization
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The soundtrack to the graduate was a bit repetitive. Simon and Garfunkel needed to go back to the lab to write more bangers
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Jailed for reggie
A 45-year-old woman has been jailed for 25 months after admitting smuggling 51.2kg of cannabis from Thailand on a flight to the United Kingdom, following a NCA investigation.
Read the full story ➡️ nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/n…
ALT Four open suitcases lined up on a gray floor, each filled with tightly packed bundles of cannabis wrapped in plastic.
ALT Custody image of Amy Durban
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