Todays Tom Fucking Sawyer

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals 😅 Just want to take a minute to celebrate Kevin’s fucking genius in the 17 different Home Alone movies 👏

Texas Attorney General is suing NCAA for deceiving fans by allowing transgenders to participate in women’s sports… “When people watch a women’s game they expect to see women playing against other women… Not biological males pretending to be something they are not. Radical ‘gender theory’ has no place in college sports."  This certainly will be a case to follow & could be 1st step in keeping dicks off the chicks courts 👍

Tough call which distinguished University sucked the most ass this weekend?

Disastrous end to a season in hell.

When Minnesota Wild GM Bill Guerin and GUEST of @SnipesStripes was actually just a mediator for a classic debate between @Jeremy_Roenick and @TimCPeel20 💀

There’s at least 10 different quotable lines from @WillClark22 and @byrnes22 in this segment on Juan Soto’s contract with the Mets 💀

Wait for the pure jubilation from Will Clark after he perfectly transitions from a story into the ad read sponsored by @BetOnline_ag @WillClark22 is an absolute treasure 😂

Byrnsie asks @WillClark22 what rule he would CHANGE or IMPLEMENT if he were commissioner of the MLB for a day 👀 @byrnes22

Friendly reminder that the Arizona State Football team has scored 6 touchdowns at AT&T Stadium, which is only ONE less than the Cowboys, who’ve scored 7 touchdowns at home ALL SEASON ASU has played ONE game at AT&T Stadium

Juan Soto can keep his place in New York… or also buy 10 more just like it 💀 He just casually signed a 15 year $765 million deal with the METS