
I came outta the ice a different man.. |RP|MC|AU-ish|18+| #Kenz
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"Captain America is gone. It's just me now."
-Restarted account.
-Crack/banter/SLs welcomed.
-AU Steve Rogers.
He reaches a hand out.
"Hey, wait." teapawt.net/InherentAbility/status…
He's steadily backing away.
Slowly.
He might make a break for it. teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
He's shifting awkwardly, rubbing his hands on his pants. teapawt.net/InherentAbility/status…
Sean's getting off with a warning. teapawt.net/InsolentArcher/status/…
That's probably not a good idea. teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
"You spin a web of lies."
Pulls out the couch bed and curls up. teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
[Good. At least something he knows how to pull out.]
A beacon of deceit, yes.
[Casually flips him off before twitching of to /his/ bed.] teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
He's having a talk with the chief. teapawt.net/InsolentArcher/status/…
Is Sean in jail? teapawt.net/InsolentArcher/status/…
He'll be warm and comfortable on the pullout couch.
"I am a beacon of truth." teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
You have been telling nothing but lies since you decided to show your face.
[Hopes Frosty gets frostbite, because that's what you get for being an American dick.] teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
"I tell no lies."
He'll sleep on the couch, woman. teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
I am going to bed.
[And by bed, I mean his bed.]
And when I get back, I expect less lies from you, Rogers. teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
"That was one time." teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
Tossing me off to get on top still counts as tossing me off. teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
Wouldn't have been the first time. Just saying. teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
"Tossing you off of me isn't ideal." teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
You are built like a fucking mountain! I barely clock 55kg's. How even?! teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
"How am I supposed to pull out being pinned to the ground?!" teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
You know, for someone who can leisurely run between 60 to 80 miles per hour, your pull-out game is weak as fuck. teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
"Did I tell you to sit on it like that?!" teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
Listen, did I tell you to knock me up?! teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
"And your Russian ones, but semantics."
Hums. teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
[Bats lashes, flipping fiery locks over her shoulder.]
Yup. Your bad Brooklyn genes. teapawt.net/NoLongerCap/status/995…
Gives a look.
"Only from me. Mhm. Sure." teapawt.net/AvengingShrew/status/9…
So, he's seeing a bunch of children he and Natasha has in another reality.
That level of stubborn in one kid must be hell.


