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NoSQL Borat

@NoSQLBorat

Cultural Learnings of NoSQL for Make Benefit Glorious Heaps of Big Data.

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Joined June 2012
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Replying to @cloud_opinion
@cloud_opinion Are you tell me Pluto is completely cloud based?
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Replying to @hemanthg4
@hemanthg4 Thanks of the tips @iamjohnoliver
I not sure what to do with extra second tonight.
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Psycopg #MakeAMoviePainful
Cloud Wars: Episode V - VMWare Strikes Back #MakeAMoviePainful
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Power over Ethernet, I am hope I do it right
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Replying to @heygambo
@the_gambardella It initial fail whale days of @SlackHQ. they come out strong with time
I'm am using Stack is new term for "I am have no idea of what I'm actually using".
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LDAP is a NoSQL datastore ahead of its time.
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Replying to @gabocapde
@gabocapde oh hai. is this app is use nosql?
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Replying to @John4man
@John4man throw in a rsync and you are have now distributed database in the clouds.
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Knock Who is Knock! there? who? is Multithreading! is hard! Multithreading Multithreading!
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Welcome to MasterMind. Your name, please? "Borat" And your chosen specialised subject? [leans in to mic] "sqlite"
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Who is Markov and where is he hide my model?
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linux kernel is tweet in /var/log/messages
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You're hotter than my hot-standby #FiveWordsToRuinADate
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You are auto complete me #FiveWordsToRuinADate
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Your home page or mine? #FiveWordsToRuinADate
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People are forking node everytime. Its not like they they are can start a thread.
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Replying to @KeyoPass
@TheBestycom no.
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