@NoahRayWrites

No King But Christ. Creator of The Dustwalker Universe, Writer of Quietly Calls The Reaper, Artist, Illiterate. Ronin Writer Here's my website:

 The Infinite West
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Chapter Drop! Chapter 27: Fortress “Besides, the only one I need to hear my confessions is Kenwick here,” I patted Kenwicks neck, “he is confidential and doesn’t judge me a mites hair so long as I feed him some oats.” authornoah.wordpress.com/202…

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Fortress

Cadence and company arrive at the trading post Fort Cael.

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This the kind of power move negotiating line you drop on the car salesman when he tries to highball you.
Buh
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Oh no. See what shows up first when you search your name +"women"
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I dont wanna brag but I think I passed.
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Everyone feels really cool with selling you "banned" books until you say you want the Cookbook, the original edition, unedited by the alphabet guys, Cookbook.
Chimkin Wrangler
@BudLightSadnessOct 25
Banned books tell you how to build explosives and not how the pig has feelings and wants to talk about things.
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Tried to say midwit, but autocorrect said midwife which somehow made this sentence better. Like somedelivering babies means you get to name the local arthropods.
Noah Ray@NoahRayWritesOct 24
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Yes, I am aware ferro is for iron. But midwife peasantry arent so thats what they are called.
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The ferrobyte. The natural prey of rust monsters. Generally harmless but have a nasty bite if provoked. Hunters treasure them for their blood which can be distilled to create a high purity copper. 1d10 health C-14 S-8 D-12 W-10 CH-8 INT-8 ATTACK: +4 to hit, 1D6 POISON DAMAGE.
BKGibson
@bkgibsonwritesOct 24
Need this statblock, stat.
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Yes, I am aware ferro is for iron. But midwife peasantry arent so thats what they are called.
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The train display for Frightreads Book Festival came out looking awesome! Hope to see you all swing on by the Creature Author booth this weekend!
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Wife dressing as a witch for the halloween party while I dress as a tired blue collar worker. A classic couples costume.
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At a community "trunk or treat" I started rotating with my youngest in a clockwise direction around the "ring" of cars. The rest of the world went counterclockwise. So like a psychopath I pushed on, and like a fish upriver we forged ahead till we completed the deed.
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Interesting. AI is weirdly good at Art Deco.
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In other unrelated news, I think I am done looking into astrology for now and if anybody needs me I will be in the shower sobbing uncontrollably.
Noah Ray@NoahRayWritesOct 23
Astrology people always like to say their constellation means they are feisty, or good at art, or like the color yellow. Nobody says "I am born under a planetary sign of death and pain, dooming me to a life of misery. War is my shadow, and blood and fear are upon me..."
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Astrology people always like to say their constellation means they are feisty, or good at art, or like the color yellow. Nobody says "I am born under a planetary sign of death and pain, dooming me to a life of misery. War is my shadow, and blood and fear are upon me..."
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Lunchbreak practice. May finish it tomorrow. IDK.
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My biggest impact? Idk. I see this meme re-posted every now and again.
Blake Carpenter@BCarpenterBooksOct 23
My biggest impact on the Internet wasn’t all that big, but I got to feel like Elon Musk for a day or so.
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My oldest son has a few new books out! amazon.com/Doors-Stars-R-Wil… amazon.com/Stygian-Blades-Ry… amazon.com/stores/Ryan-Willi…

Doors to the Stars

Doors to the Stars

amazon.com
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How can you not follow J. Holt anon? Get to it.
J. Holt the Illustrator
@jholtillusOct 22
These pages take a long time because I'm doing them the hard, slow way, watercolor & ink. For heaven's sake if this project interests you —follow me. I'm doing the math and I need the first story to do extremely well if I'm going to make the money work. I want passion to win.
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I am insufferable and many of the homies have muted me. But yet I remain as the voice of pedantry
Mark R-Burger@BizDrMarkOct 22
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@BudLightSadness
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He is right. My IQ is 69 and I enjoyed the hell outa Shadow of the Tomb Raider.
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@LadiesOfRedditOct 22
There are certain things that cannot be enjoyed by anyone with an IQ over 90
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Current copyright law sucks. Yes, this is the tweet.
Rosie Gamgee
@Rosie_Gamgee_Oct 22
Current copyright law sucks. Yes, this is the tweet.
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The wife sent me into Costco and I promised her I would be quick... One round on the Pokémon pinball machine won't hurt, will it?
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