@Nodez_72

MAKE THE TIMELINE LAUGH, THINK, AND OCCASIONALLY LOSE ITS MIND WITH UNFILTERED THOUGHTS AND DANGEROUS OPINIONS BARCA/CITY

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Joined June 2026
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If your landlord increased rent by KSh 2,000 tomorrow, would you move or negotiate?
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The older you get, the less interested you become in explaining yourself to people who have already decided to misunderstand you.
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Imagine if everyone who says “support my business” actually bought something. Some small businesses would be opening branches by Christmas. 😂 Entrepreneurs, am I lying?
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HR Asked Me to Train My Replacement for Free After eight years at the company, I was told my position had been eliminated. My replacement was a 26-year-old man who had never managed a single account. HR gave me two weeks to train him and said, “We expect you to leave on good terms.”
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Vortex
@Vortex8781259m
One day, the people ignoring you will ask how you did it. 👀🔥
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Venye backbenchers wanaendesha gari kubwa kubwa hii taon needs to be studied
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Action is the only feedback loop that actually updates your reality.
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Once you say "we bless God" Fvck no, you're not a Genz
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IVY
@ivymuthe58m
A man was recorded assaulting another man in his car I’ve never seen a car owner get violent like this. The guy seems to be driving a loan car. If the man being assaulted inside the car files an assault case, it’s over for this idiot.
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Nimewatch hio game ya man united tena na karibu Bournemouth wafunge bao ya nne
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I’m still so pained by yesterday’s loss, and some of these useless Barca fans are making it even worse with their unnecessary and dumb agenda against their own players. Like, seriously? Rival fans are enjoying every bit of this chaos, and we’re the ones giving them the content. God🤦🏾‍♂️!!
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You’re right bro😞💔
André
@utd_andre_1h
It’s today that I confirm that Barca fans are actually not smart 😭😂
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Talk less🛋️.
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@ivymuthe1h
Don't Even Think About A Woman If You Earn Less Than 100K- Andrew Kibe
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z~epha@omoshtl1h
Talking stage ameanza kutumia dangerous words like "nakufollow huko X"
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Kuna talking stage niko sahii na naona things are getting much serious buana. Na ujue i lied about almost everything. Hapa sijui itakuaje 🥲
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Even the price of blue tick and Tinubu cause am.
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@barrack_gumba1h
Gachagua anawatesa hivi sasa imagine angekua dem😋😹.
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兄嫁に泥棒扱いされた私 兄嫁は、私が両親の金庫から1万8,000ドルを盗んだと обвинした。 彼女は家族全員の前で泣きながら、前日の夜、私が両親の寝室に入っていくのを見たと主張した。 兄はテーブルを強く叩いた。 「金を返せ。そうすれば、まだ許してやれるかもしれない」 私は防犯カメラを確認してほしいと頼んだ。 しかし、父は拒否した。 「兄さんの妻が嘘をついていると言いたいのか？」
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Millennials walikuwa wanaita comedy naswa😁💀
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@8Notess1h
Dear Lord, Keep my mutual happy🙏
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