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Me's a random blob of DNA. Yay! I write songs of hope & despair.....

Joined May 2012
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Fascinating demographic breakdown of US congressional election results.
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QUE ESTO PAJSJSJAJJAJA ESTOY LLORANDO
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1 in 9 households That's 6.4 million people Cannot afford the Labour government's advice to have a £20 per person emergency stockpile Source: Verdant Income inequality in parts of the country is shocking 😐
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Mum of the year...
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POV..... You're having a mid-life crisis but are too responsensible to buy a sports car. 🤷‍♀️
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That’s not a farm. That’s a prison. A torturing concentration camp for animals. No wonder the USA has such terrible animal welfare and food standards. 🎦 Credit: Jessie Vernon.
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#StrayKids' makes history, becoming the 1st Act to debut their 1st 9 albums atop the Billboard 200, as ‘This & That’ lands at #1 on this week's chart with 369,000 units including 357,000 pure sales, the group's best sales week ever, and debuts at No. 1 on the US Top Album Sales chart. It scores the 2nd-largest sales week of 2026, behind BTS’ ARIRANG (532,000)! Stray Kids extend their record for the most Billboard 200 No. 1s by a Group this century and by an Asian Act in history! 💪🐐👑🖤💙
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Women are being advised to play Disney songs when they notice a man is recording them with Meta glasses without consent because Disney music is more protected than women
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“They told me to just lie!” Former Reform councillor @RobbieLammas reveals the story behind why he was forced to quit the party.
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This isn’t Phoenix Nights
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I love it more
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Ironic that Wes Streeting now finds himself on a long waiting list.
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We have millions of people like this who voted for Brexit and now they vote for Reform. Should they be allowed to vote?
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Felix! You're a star & 100% correct 🌟
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youtu.be/mJJAQs99uHk?feature… It's here! The Miller Crew's lyric video is up ❤️ @HMillSchool @Nogferatu @myHappymind_ Lots of hard work from all involved 👏👏👏
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The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker. Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year. Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead. Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency. Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle. Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free. Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to. Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds. Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires. Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle. Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all. Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons. Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting. Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again. Pint, mate?
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SHE REPORTED FRAUD AT ONE OF BRITAIN'S BIGGEST COMPANIES. NOBODY CARED. THEN IT ALL COLLAPSED. Emma Mercer started her new finance job at Carillion in early 2017. Six weeks in, she found something that made her stomach drop. The books were wrong. Costs were being hidden. Profits were being made to look bigger than they were. On projects worth hundreds of millions of pounds, the numbers simply did not match reality. She told her boss. He brushed her off. She told the CEO. Same response. She went to HR because she had run out of people willing to listen. A board member later described her in writing as a whistleblower who did not feel she was listened to. She was right about everything. Every single thing. But instead of launching an independent investigation, the board quietly scrapped the idea of outside scrutiny and handed the job back to @KPMG, the company's own auditors. The same firm that had been signing off Carillion's accounts as healthy for 19 consecutive years. The same firm collecting £29 million in fees from the very company it was supposed to be independently checking. MP Frank Field said it plainly in Parliament. KPMG were asked to mark their own homework. They gave it top marks. Eight months after Emma Mercer raised the alarm, Carillion collapsed. January 2018. The biggest compulsory liquidation in British history. Here is what that actually meant for real people: 3,000 workers lost their jobs overnight. 28,500 people in Carillion's pension schemes saw their retirement savings cut. A £2.6 billion pension black hole left ordinary workers worse off for years. Taxpayers handed over £150 million just to keep hospitals, schools and prisons running while the mess was cleaned up. Meanwhile, Carillion's former Finance Director Richard Adam sold every single share he owned on the day the 2016 annual report was published. He walked away with £750,000. The shares were worthless months later. It took the regulator five years to act. When it finally did, KPMG was fined £21 million, a record. Investigators also discovered KPMG staff had faked meeting minutes and altered spreadsheets to deceive the regulator during its inspection. The lead audit partner was banned from the profession for 10 years. The fine was less than what KPMG earned from Carillion. One woman told the truth in her first six weeks on the job. She was ignored, sidelined and described as a problem. The executives who ignored her kept their bonuses. The auditors who backed them up kept their fees. The workers who had nothing to do with any of it paid the price. This is how British corporate accountability works.
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Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”
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If you were “a pleasure to have in class”, how are your autoimmune disease(s) and late/undiagnosed neurodivergence treating you?
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