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Senior Content Designer at Standing Stone Games on DDO. Previously WildStar, Firefall, and LoTRO. Opinions are my own and not my employer. He/Him

Joined May 2013
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It’s a 1-year deal worth $3M (signing bonus, P5 and weekly active roster bonuses) with play-time incentives worth up to $4.5M. Now, signed.
Source: Patriots are signing veteran guard Greg Van Roten to a one-year deal. Giants’ starting guard the last two seasons joins the defending AFC champions.
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Officially official.
Officially employed ✅ We have signed QB Fernando Mendoza. 📰 bit.ly/4gTDHdy
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The bug that caused the floors to reset has been hotfixed. Update your client and it should no longer happen.
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guess who got laid off today! 🫠 i am genuinely so confused and bewildered like, i spent the past week debugging the rivalry system while recovering from pneumonia and just in the past few days i’ve had multiple directors tell me how much they appreciate everything i do
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How do people not understand that there’s no actual data here? You had an LLM create a video based on other videos it’s been trained on. What you don’t have here is any geometry, systems, models, animations, shaders… in short: You really got nothing. But for some reason the technically inept think that we’re close to this becoming a fully interactive thing that makes sense and is fun to play. Good Luck with that!
This is absolutely insane 🫠 People are yearning for a LOTR game like this. We’ve somehow normalized waiting 2 years for 6 episodes of a TV show and a decade for a game sequel. Imagine getting a new GTA game every year. AI will replace the bottlenecks, not human direction.
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This is an amazing video before the halftime celebration. Didn't know the maze was people.
The Ents showing up to take down Isengard
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Robert Hess retweeted
Colbert asked Weird Al to describe the rest of his life in 5 words. He said "Be kind. Bring joy. Repeat." 🥹 I don't know about you, but that's exactly who I want to be.
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Robert Hess retweeted
I should’ve been better
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lol zero spooked, sorry
Star Wars: The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson said to have been "spooked by the online negativity" while considering his future with the franchise. bit.ly/4qoYG9Q
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Asmongold got made fun of for being bad at Dark Souls quit Twitch and came back as the world's most evil streamer
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The NFL MVP conversation exemplifies the current social media climate and how a lot of the sports media brain has deteriorated. Both Stafford and Maye have excellent MVP cases. We have to stop acting as if whoever loses was "robbed." My opinion: Drake Maye is the 2025 MVP.
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Working with a talented, high-trust team is awesome because sometimes cool stuff is made and you only find out once the designers show it to you in action. The level 6 house Armillary reward on Beta is one such thing. Credit to Krez on wowkea for the screens.
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Robert Hess retweeted
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage theonion.com/chuck-schumer-h…
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AI may one day accelerate game development. But it’s not happening today. All of these layoffs are just to cut opex and make the stock prices go up. It will lead to empty portfolios for the next few years.
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LOVE YEW MARCHY
Boston loves you, Brad Marchand 💛 📺: @espn ➡️ espn.com/watch
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The exciting thing about Mike Vrabel's challenge in New Orleans is we've got 2.5 hours of evidence this call could turn into literally anything. I mean, we could see them rule this a home run for the Celtics.
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It’s wild how people can effortlessly understand the righteousness of everybody from Robin Hood to Andor and then in real life simp for the Sheriff of Nottingham and the Death Star
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Robert Hess retweeted
This might sound insane, but it's actually true! I'll be (Virtually) at PAX West Showing some folks the DDO ropes on the main stage! Holy Moly
Join us on Twitch.tv/PAXarena from 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM Pacific Time (2-5p Eastern -4 GMT) on Saturday, August 30th or watch live from PAX West! @pax @paxarena @speakinglions @thatsamwinkler @strimtom
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Thinking of all those affected by the layoffs today at Microsoft. Just so damn brutal.
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