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Deathpool Wilson

@NoitsDeadstroke

Lewd, crude secret identity of near middle-aged father of 4. I like my music dense, my drinks caffeinated and/or boozeinated, and my food taconated.

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Joined December 2018
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My life is now centered on maintaining this delicate balance
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This hurts atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/08…
Former guitarist, co-founder of heavy metal band Mastodon dies in Atlanta motorcycle crash

Former guitarist, co-founder of heavy metal band Mastodon dies in Atlanta motorcycle crash

Brent Hinds, the former lead guitarist for the popular heavy metal band Mastodon, died overnight in Atlanta.

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25 @HKalliach tracks on repeat to get me through this night.
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Damn, Ryne Sandberg now? #RiP
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"No More Tears" hits a bit different today.
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RiP. He held out until he couldn't perform any longer. 🤘
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Oh my! youtube.com/shorts/R5ogFztsQ…
FRIED HOT POCKETS… I’ve never cried like that before. #food #foodre...

FRIED HOT POCKETS… I’ve never cried like that before. #food #foodre...

Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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Yeah I'm good.
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From the StandUpComedy community on Reddit: Vibe Rater

Explore this post and more from the StandUpComedy community

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Check out this weirdo.
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Fucking mood
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youtu.be/c7Tkba0aVYY?si=ehd8…
Love Letter to a Dungeon Master

Love Letter to a Dungeon Master

When your DM introduces an NPC that starts giving you exposition, t...

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My old franchie got really old really quickly and I don't think she has long in this world.
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Soundtrack to a very metal afternoon at the rose garden
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Little bastards..
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Holy shit, is this happening?
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RiP
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Allen, Sun God, Sonic, Lamb, The Door
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Build the perfect lineup with $15
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Is Ken Jeong buried in my yard?
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Wow, I can't stop listening youtu.be/Y5SpGQMoaUU?si=L7t2…
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@centurymedia
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