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AWL …MFFL Blues/Cardinals/Mavs/Chiefs/Liverpool FC/St. Louis City SC..2X broken foot survivor. Gave Brett Hull a hug once.. (((YNWA)))

Your moms house
Joined April 2011
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This is the funniest tweet of all time
stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.
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Enjoyed meeting @andystrickland in Nashville! Wish the game would’ve gone a bit different, but that’s a cool barn to visit!
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Joshua Baez could be an issue
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Kerry Wood throws up and in on Pujols and the very next pitch Albert takes him deep. Best call of Mike Shannon’s career
I hate the Chicago Cubs.
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What a hot take
Im predicting France will win the World Cup.
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Chiefs Kingdom, who wants a signed jersey from our newest cornerback?!? RT for a chance to win‼️
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I won’t say anything mean about how Notre Dame lost against an inferior opponent because that would really mean, so credit to me for not saying anything about that absolutely brutal, gut wrenching loss.
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I #VoteKlauss for @MLS Player of the Matchday!
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Bingo
Replying to @Bease11
We’re not it’s just…nobody ever thinks to themselves “I wonder what Cole Beasley thinks about this”
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Chelsea paid Lavia 1.8 million per minute 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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1 away from a million followers
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DARWIZZZZZZZZZY!!! NUNEZ NUNEZ NUNEZ!
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I swear.. if hitting the post counted as a goal, Nunez would be the front runner for the ballon d'or. #LFC
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Cringy Jimmy Kimmel going after cringy Aaron Rodgers on Twitter/X Welcome to 2024
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Toney drove to Kansas this morning and put money on the Bills.. I mean how did that happen?
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