Shawn Nolin

Please share this for progressive Canadians back East... Greetings progressive Easterners. I have noticed that some of you are quite upset and even enraged by the current quest of many Albertans to have Alberta leave Canada. Now hear me out. If you consider it, you're taking this all wrong. Consider the progressive utopian paradise that Canada could be if "polluting", "knuckle-dragging", "bigoted", "backward" conservative Alberta was gone! I mean, that is what you think about us, right? I see those descriptions of us every day on social media, so imagine how great it'll be for y'all once we're no longer holding back your progressive goals and dreams! With Alberta gone (maybe with Saskatchewan too if you're lucky) there will be no stopping your heart's most desired policies from coming true. Without us there could be: ✅ unlimited diversity and immigration ✅ true Net Zero with heavy taxes for CO2 emissions ✅ collective rights over individual rights ✅ severe hate speech laws ✅ gun confiscation ✅ almost no more conservative politicians All this and much more can be yours for the low price of zero dollars. Just let us Albertans ride off into the sunset and your dreams will become reality. So, turn that frown upside down! Contemplate your amazing future without Albertans bumming you out constantly. There's no need to be upset about Alberta's independence petition. You're going to get what you said you always wanted: a country where progressives will be in charge, forever. That is what you want, right? Thanks for your kind attention, and future support for Alberta's independence from Canada.