I'm like Marmite. That's gone past its Use By date. #JustForFunScaleModels

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I want them all OUT.
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Stunning oil on canvas "The Thames Embankment” London 1882 By, James Aumonier (English, 1832-1911) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Brian Kernighan is a former Bell Labs member of technical staff, co-author of the original C book, and the one who popularized “Hello World.” We talked about what Bell Labs was like and the stories behind all the famous tools that were built there. In this episode: • Bell Labs culture and how he got hired • Day in the life at Bell Labs and the best engineer • Unix, C, and how awk got created • His favorite languages and advice for students Where to watch: • YouTube - youtube.com/watch?v=sMllOlxV… • Spotify - open.spotify.com/episode/2yb… • Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… • Transcript - developing.dev/p/e072-brian-… Thank you to the sponsor of this episode for supporting my work: • WorkOS: makes your app Enterprise Ready with easy to use APIs to add SSO, SCIM, RBAC, and more in just a few lines of code, check them out at workos.com/ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:42 What Bell Labs was and how he got hired 06:34 Why so many inventions came from Bell Labs 14:15 A day in the life at Bell Labs 27:55 The most impressive people he worked with 33:50 The AT&T film explaining Unix 39:46 Why C was so influential 43:25 How awk was created 48:40 What he misses most about Bell Labs 54:10 Are LLMs bad for computer science education 01:01:46 His 1972 commit in the Go repo 01:03:43 Grace Emlen, the fake Bell Labs employee 01:07:39 Why he writes so many books 01:19:58 His favorite and least favorite languages 01:24:28 Advice for students and young people 01:27:42 Outro
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People love to claim Rust rewrites are just vanity projects. Then you put FlashRaw next to LibRaw. FlashRaw finishes the entire batch in 0.79s. LibRaw is still grinding at 5.5s. 12.6x faster. It is not even close.
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It's almost as though history is littered with warnings for the West.
Wow, this is what Yemen looked like in the 1960s under British rule. That was over half a century ago, but it looked decades more advanced than Yemen does today. It’s almost unbelievable compared to what the country has become. And it’s a testament to how quickly a country can collapse once Islam reigns supreme.
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Every frame on the @Dessn_ai canvas runs its own branch of your codebase. Copying a frame creates a new branch in less than 10ms. Getting this to feel so smooth required us to write our own bundler in Rust. And it works across any stack: React, Svelte, Solid, Ruby, PHP, you name it. Dropping an article soon explaining how we do it.
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Importing the third world, supporting the third world arrivals, turns out there are consequences ...
York cobblestones. 2006 vs 2026. Well maintained in 2006. Can’t be arsed to maintain properly and just plaster with tarmac patches in 2026. British civic pride decay in a nutshell.
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According to Wes Streeting and the British government, an invasion of Britain by Russia is a bad thing. However, an invasion of Britain by third world Muslims who rape the women on the hour long dinghy crossing, is entirely acceptable to our government. Stay calm and get drunk.
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"Come on Europeans. Get your shit together"
Western man, the Asians have something to say.
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My life is starting to seem more and more like this and I can’t help but laugh.
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Sorry world, you don't have a right to live near White people and benefit from the world White people built. Fuck you
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Anyone else noticed people posting with a clear indication that there's another post immediately following, which could easily fit into one post? Here's why;
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You wouldn’t even begin to comprehend some of the stories coming out of some of these places. Imported parallel societies bringing the exact same rates of murder, gang violence and casual barbarity seen in the regions they left. Official figures understate it; the streets and court records do not. The pattern is documented, repeated and ignored.
God Almighty. A Syrian illegal has allegedly murdered a North African illegal and stuffed him in a fuqing wheelie bin in Plymouth
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This is funny asf😂😂
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Qué felices éramos hace 20 años, cuando no teníamos la más puta idea de lo que significa la sharia, el haram, el halal, el Ramadán ni el burka.
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Right now, monetizing requires a significant devotion of individual time, effort, and thought, which takes time away from content creation. It's a problem that each individual creator has to solve, rather than having a standard solution. The problem is standard, but the solution cannot be, because right now, social media websites, and their owners, insist on acting like feudal warlords, rather than merchants and traders in an industrialized and cooperative economy. If there is, for example, a website that allows me to have a STACK of SUBscribers, this is very convenient for allow my patrons to support me. But suppose this website has no way to attract those subscribers, because it lacks a social media attribute that allows discovery. Well, I could go on another social media website, and try to attract eyeballs, but heaven forbid I should even mention the website that allows a STACK of SUBscribers, much less link to it, or I'll be shadowbanned from the other sites for acknowledging that other websites exist. They all have a quasi-religious objection to eating anything less than ALL THERE IS. It's like every venture capitalist and investor suddenly forgot every economic lesson of the last thousand years when they tacked "on the internet" onto the end of a business plan. So now we have to have youtube guys trying to sell plushies of their dog or coffee mugs, or taking sponsorships from the Sonoran Deceit Institute, because heaven forbid the internet just settle on one standardized tip jar. There's a big difference between the terms "influencer" and "content creator". Influencers are the dudes who are obsessed with having "influence" over "followers", so they can sell that influence to anyone and everyone. They love monetization. Content creator is a generalized term for every type of artist and writer of opinions and maker of things you want to see on the internet. They choose to describe themselves that way because they're focused on what they want to make for you, not what they want to do with your attention once they have it. Frankly, monetization is my least favorite part of the process, and I wish I could leave it to someone else. But I can't, because this gig actually is a full time job and I have a mortgage and bills and stuff, and being an extremely minor niche internet celebrity does not directly and automatically translate into anything the power company cares about. It's not a terrible burden, of course, because every job, even a really cool job like "write stories and be interesting on the internet" is always gonna have less-fun parts of that job. But it just seems like a massive duplication of effort, because there are thousands of us, and we're all solving the same problem from scratch.
🫨 Do you think Devon is going to get tips?? My estimate is maybe .1% tip-to-like ratio on Quite Good posts? I find this concept VERY RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
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A very clever pun
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